A/N: Written for the tumblr prompt: ""At least I'm better than you!"
Happy sighed as she flipped up her wielding mask to admire her handiwork. Glancing over at the clock, she pursed her lips. It was a little past eleven thirty and she was yet to leave the garage.
Overall, it had been a rather quiet day, after all, it wasn't everyday the world was in dire need of a bunch of geniuses. Homeland had asked for the team to secure a few important files, but other than that, Happy had spent a significant amount of the day working on a new motorcycle engine.
By now, Happy figured that most of the team had left, so when she heard a large crash come from the kitchen, she was more than ready to face whoever broke into the garage. Much to her surprise, Happy only came face to face with a fedora-wearing shrink, who apparently lacked the ability to search for snacks quietly.
"What are you doing here?" Toby asked as he bent down to pick up the pots and pans he had just knocked over.
"I could ask you the same thing, Doc."
Toby simply shrugged, "I was catching up on some reading and I got hungry. What's your excuse?"
"I was working on my motorcycle engine," Happy countered, as she crossed her arms over her chest.
"Fair enough. Want to help me make a snack?" Toby asked, motioning to the empty pans he had just placed back on the counter, "I know you're not the best cook out there, but I could still use some company..."
"At least I'm better than you," Happy retorted, rolling her eyes.
Toby grinned, "I'm pretty sure Walter and Sylvester would say otherwise. Remember the cupcake incident?"
"I thought we agreed to never bring that up again."
"I don't remember agreeing to that," Toby responded, failing to look innocent.
"What are you making?" Happy questioned, opting to ignore his previous comment.
Toby squinted his eyes, "I'm not sure...trail mix?"
"In that case, I'm pretty sure you're not going to need the cauliflower..."
"What if I feel like making cauliflower trail mix?"
"If you're that hungry, why don't we just go down to that 24-hour cafe. I think that would save us both a lot of trouble."
"Did you just say 'we'?"
"Let's go, Doc," Happy replied, "before I change my mind."
"Coming!""