DISCLAIMER: I don't own any part Fire Emblem series.
A new day arose in Ylisse. They beat Grima 2 years ago and it was morning. They all woke up, ate breakfast, and did whatever they needed to do. These days were when Morgan felt very energized. He had a question that was never answered before.
"Dad?" Morgan asked him.
"Yes, Morgan" Chrom answered him as he was getting ready to leave.
"Why do women wear boob plates? Are they really necessary?" He asked curiously.
"Morgan, they are called BREASTplates." Chrom said sternly.
"Ok, fine. Why do women wear breastplates?" He asked again.
"They need it to protect their... assests. Also, you're married to Severa, so go ask her." He told him, uncomfortable in the conversation.
"Great idea, Dad! Thanks!" He said as he ran off to his wife.
"Severa, I have a question for you." Morgan told Severa.
"What do you want, dork." She said, not wanting to waste time.
"Hun, why do you wear a breastplate? I hardly see it used in battles." He said to Severa, confused.
"Are you daft, Morgan? OF COURSE We use breastplates to protect our breasts!" She said, irritated that he didn't know.
"But..." Morgan thought of a new question to ask. "What are breasts used for? I know for a fact that they don't have any tactical use, so what are they used for?" Severa knew at this point that he didn't know a lot about the human body, particularly the female assets.
"Breasts are used for things you need to know when we have a baby together..." Severa blushed when she said that to him.
"So how do we have a baby?" He asked, the excitement gleaming in his eyes.
"W-wait, now?" She asked, because it was too early in the morning.
He nodded back, ready for what was to come. Little did he know, Severa gave him a ferocious performance and he got his ass handed to him. He was very sore.
It was sparring time for Morgan and he saw his dad. He guess it was time to tell him the results. But, Morgan wouldn't tell him what went down. He also wouldn't tell him that Lucina caught them in the act.
"Hey, dad." Morgan said to him.
"So, did you find out why?" Chrom said, eager for an answer.
"A lot..." He said, looking down.
"Well... you can tell-" Chrom found something odd. "You smell like you DID IT and forgot to wash off.
"AUGH! I FORGOT SEVERA AND I DID IT!" Morgan yelled across Ylisstol as he ran to the Men's baths.
After that moment, there was Severa who was so embarrassed that she refused to go out of her tent. Chrom was embarrassed to have heard the news and the mental images were hurting his brain. The Queen of Ylisse was confused. Severa's parents were in shock as to what happened. Lucina was laughing her ass off.
The End.
A/N: I wrote this fanfic on a BART ride home. In the game, Morgan was very dense. So I thought of him to be too dense to know stuff. Well, I'll get back to my other fanfic. See ya. ;)