Alfred F. Jones was nervous, not that he would ever admit it.

In the waiting room, he anxiously paced back and forth, his head darting towards the door to make sure no one would see him in this pathetic state.

"Damn it!" he cursed to himself, "You're the hero for god's sakes! Hero's as awesome as I aren't suppossed to be shaken up like this!"

He gave a cursory glance at this watch and began to pace faster. "Crap! I'm already late by 25 minutes! They're expecting me to lead the meeting. I mean, it wouldn't be hero-like to wimp out!"

"Wait." Stopping mid-step, he grinned as a light bulbed flickered above his head. Smiling brightly, he exclaimed, "I'll just do what people do when they're about to do a speech!"

So he marched up to the big doors and forcefully pushed them open. Confidence swelling inside of him, he stood at the head of the table, looked at each and every nation, and. . .

imagined them all in their underwear.

Okay. Don't ask. I mean, I was going to elaborate on this story, somehow making it a USxUK fic, but then I couldn't write anymore than this. Even though it's not much of a story, I'm going to post it up though. Sorry if I disappointed you readers {I'm sure there aren't that many anyway}, but ya. I might decide to add more to this later, but this is it for now.

Anyway though, I am in the process of writing two more hetalia stories.

One is about Spain finding out about England conspiring against him and using the troublesome pirates to 'do' the job. Remember that small strip on the Hetalia scanalations about that? You remember, right? Well, that's what this story's going to be about.

The second one is about the pre-Revolutionary war. It was brilliantly inspired by Ignorance by Paramore, which by the way, you should listen to. If you have time, you can look up the lyrics and you can see how the lyrics remind me of the pre-Revolutionary war. But then again, my logic is very. . .'unique'. . .

Lastly, I have to thank you all who read my stories so far. I mean, over 200 views for that fic with US and Japan {not a pairing, if you haven't read it yet}! That's wow. I didn't even think anyone would read it because I just posted it up on a whim. It made me super happy. Same with the ChinaxJapan fic. I was like. . . WOW! *Begins to silently hum. . 'Wowowee sinong di mawiwili. Dahil sa game na to ay di ka magsisisi. . .* Ya, don't ask.

Thank you again, and if you actually read through those notes, Cucumbers for you! :D Don't forget, read and review! It will make my day, which I need now since I am utterly exhausted from school. Make me happy please. :3