One Day In The Mystical Magical Land Of Harry Potter…
Or James potter, on the account that Harry's not even in this story,
James was sitting below a tree taking a nice nap when Sirius came along
"james?"
"James?"
"JAMES?"
James, who likes his naps, was very annoyed
"What do you want Sirius?"
James said very…seriously
"I've just discovered the best invention in the world!"
Sirius said with the hugest grin in the world
"What is it?"
Sirius held up a deck of cards.
"Playing cards?"
"Not just any card, James my friend. Their called poke-the-man!"
"Are they pornographic?"
"No…,"
"Oh damn….So then what are we going to with them?"
"'what are going to with them', were going to prank people"
"Who?"
"Hagrid"
So of they went, to Hagrid's hut to prank him with Sirius ' awesome new playing cards called poke-the-man, (but the both of them being wizards and never paying attention in muggle studies) which were in reality Pokémon cards, to prank Hagrid by telling him that Dumbledore wanted him to find a Charizrad.
So James Knocked on the door, and Hagrid answered while pulling up his knickers.
"Oyi! What der' you want!?, I was in the middle of something!"
Sirius being Sirius asked, "Mmm, what where you doing?"
"…I was mmm…beating my basilisk…"
Then being James and Sirius they burst out into laughter.
Then Hagrid got mad.
"WHAT THE 'ELL DER YOU WANT?"
Yelled the very mad and embraced Hagrid.
"Oh mmm…right"
Said James
"Yes, the head master Dumbledore wanted you to find him a Charizrad."
Said serious, trying to sound serious
"A Charizrad? Well in the bloody hell I never head of such a thing"
"Yes, that's why we came here to give you this,"
Sirius said, handing him a card with a dragon like thing on it.
"All right then,"
Said Hagrid
"Come on Fang we're going on a mystical magical finding quest!"