A/N: I...I got no words for this idea! I have no idea how it came to my mind? (I was actually in an elevator while overseas and it took 7 minutes for it to come, some smart-ass people decided to keep pressing the up/down buttons on each of the hotel's floors) anyway basically each of the ONS characters will be some-how find themselves stuck in said elevator for 7 minutes what will occur in that time-frame? Oh and who is the little button pusher that is keeping them there?

This will be a multi-chapter with different characters I suppose and depending on who the characters are it will be either romantic or just sort of humorous I guess with some ship-tease. I just want to point out NO SHIP WARS will be started do that some-where else on your own time. I just want people to enjoy this.

Okay first up is Ferid and Yu (Did you think I was going to do Mika and Yu first? Hah! Fat chance those two are going last).

Come on, this was torture how long does it take for it to get the first floor? I didn't expect for this to happen. Damn you Shinoa for always picking on me to do the things you never wanted to do and now I'm stuck in here with that drunken thing.

"Hey Yu-ich-rou! Is there like a little secret to getting on Mikaela's good side? Whatever I am end up saying he threatens me with his big STICK or just you know cutting me up in ittsy, bitsy...SPIDER!"

He started screaming suddenly at something that wasn't even there and soon started singing the song shortly afterwards.

"Someone kill me now" I thought as I covered my ears as he soon started slurring the words to the Spice Girls Wannabe until a minute later he fell over ending his drunken sing-along.

"Finally, peace and quiet"

I immediately regretted those words as I soon felt someone's finger poking me in the face-the idiot was awake and was just continuously poking me in the unusual position right in front of me with his bum in the air.

"Yu-yo-yu! Tell me are you and Mika intimaaaaateeee?"

"W-what do you mean by that? I-I mean I'm a g-guy!"

"I know ya dumbo I can see that. I m-mean are you guys doing the do?" He slurred at me as he placed his arms around me.

"Huh? I don't need to go to the bathroom."

"Tsk-tsk no Yu-yu I mean are you guys doing this!" He gestured by poking one of his fingers into a formed small circle and started jerking it in and out which he seemed to get a kick out of it as I looked away from him trying to cool my face down.

"You are a little koo-koo in the head man"

"I know! It's a blast when I'm like this! I become like the life of the party of well just me."

"Some party" I muttered sarcastically.

"How long have we been here?"

"I don't know maybe 3 minutes? What? Stop staring at me!"

"Heh-heh! Can I ask another question?"

"No!"

"Aww party-pooper it was an awesome one too but I'm going to ask you anyway because I love you as much as Mika does! Do you know why he gets so mad every-time when I mention your name or that I will turn you into a vamp-"

He was cut off by some loud thumping causing him to go hysterical I was trying to sshh him so I can hear as I heard voices when he finally quiet down it was faint but it was Mikaela's frantic voice and thrashing, the elevator doors finally opened as I dragged a drunken vampire out by the foot of his shoe as he didn't want to stand up.

"Whee, go faster! Are we going to see your honey now?"

"Shut-up you are giving me a headache"

"Yu and Mikaela, sitting in an wasteland, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love and a b-baby"

"Yu is that you?" I turned and approached another one of the elevators and recognized that voice it was Shinoa's.

"What are you doing here Shinoa? I thought you were with the others?"

"I was but I wanted to see why you were taking so long and now I'm stuck too"

"Here I thought you were the one behind all this"

"Oh ye have little faith in your Squad Leader. Is that who I think it is with you?"

"Yeah it hasn't been easy he's drunk as hell"

"Why are you talking to a wall? Is she your girlfriend?"

"Yu has no girlfriend he has me!"

"Mika, where are you?"

Before he could he answer he was cut off by loud blood curdling screams and the sound of an elevator rushing by really fast as if the cables had snapped.

"I hate to be the poor guys in that situation right now".

My eyes turned to Ferid who was now "talking to the wall" and saying ludicrous things to it, I take that back my situation was more worse and this whole thing was just getting started.

A/N: Ohhh...K well what do you guys think? Love it? Hate it? Too much silliness? Characters not as themselves? Remember this is not related to the series so more something unrelated. I think the only one in character was probably Ferid. Anyway the next chapter will obviously be Mikaela and Shinoa let me know in the reviews who you want to see stuck in the elevator the final chapter will obviously end with Yu and Mika ta-ta kiddies!