Chapter 1: Ryoga, Are You Okay?
"You can't run forever, boy!"
"Hey, you're one to talk. You're turning soft, pop!"
"That's it boy! Take a bath!"
"What 'dya do that for!" -A typical morning in the Tendo household. Ranma and Genma were sparring on the roof as usual. Why exactly were they fighting though? Good question...
Kasumi, as always, intercepts, "Mr. Saotome, Ranma, breakfast is ready!"
"Thank you, Kasumi." Genma answers.
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"Everyone, eat up! I made my own special meal today! It's an okonomiyaki made with my lucky spices, or un koumi. I call it 'Unkonomiyaki'!" Akane yelled enthusiastically.
Ranma answered quickly, "Akane, maybe it's just me, but wouldn't that name mean 'Japanese Pizza Made Of Sh--"
"ALRIGHT, so everybody dig in!"
"Mmm. Akane, this is almost edible!" Ranma exclaims in amazement.
"What? Really!" Akane squeels.
"No." Ranma utters as he trudges to the bathroom.
"...R.A.N.M.A..." Akane screeches as she chases after him. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Just get out of my LIFE!"
"Hey, looks like Akane made breakfast again. Mind if I try some?" Ryoga asks, walking in.
"Oh, hello Ryoga. Umm, Ryoga... Are you okay? This is AKANE. This is HER COOKING. This is our kitchen AFTERWORDS." Soun replied skeptically, pointing out the charred black kitchen full of frayed wires and burning cabinets, which Kasumi was putting out, still somehow maintaining her girlish charm.
Oh, but my love for her can let me stomach even a 5 course meal made by her Ryoga thought dreamily to himself. "Oh, I don't mind. It can't be THAT bad!"
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ryoga-
-ryoga-
"RYOGA!"
"Huh, where am I? ...oh yeah, Akane's house! I came to enjoy some breakfast made by--" my smoochie-coochie! "--Akane. Then... What happened!" Ryoga questioned dreamily.
"Well, you said to your self, 'wow, yum.', then you stood up slowly, stumbled over to the TV, turned it on to 'Doraemon', sat down and just sort of drooled at the TV for about five minutes. Then you quickly jumped up on it, and you jumped off screaming 'I can fly!'. Then you fainted in mid-air." Genma told him.
"In other words, Akane's cooking made you so stupid that you were hypnotized! We could make a fortune off of this!" Ranma exclaimed as he dragged Akane out the door.
"You know what's weird though, I feel refreshed somehow. Like I've had a disease all this time and I've been cured just very recently. Thanks for all of your hospitality, Mr. Tendo, Mr. Saotome, Kasumi, Nabiki, and... Akane." Ryoga sighs as he walks away.
Ranma snaps, "HEY! What about me!"