Author Note: Little comedy piece. It's all dialogue, so sorry if it's a bit confusing. If you can't work out what I'm doing, then I'm not going to tell you.

Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing. Except this toast I'm eating. But by the time you read this; even that will be gone. Sniff.

"I can't believe you're watching this crap B."

"I like it."

"But all she does is wander around talking to corpses. And what kind of name is tru?"

"Yeh well what about you? I've seen you itching rent 'bring it on' again. Every time we go to the video store, there you are, reading the back cover. How many times have you seen it now? Five, Six times?"

"What? Jesse Bradford's hot."

"Hey Xander."

"Hey, what's up?"

"We were just discussing our TV preferences."

"Yeh boytoy. What's your favourite movie?"

"Oh I know that one, its American pie. He likes michelle."

"Really?"

"Yeh, she kinda reminds me of Willow."

"No way. I mean, I know she used to be wicked shy, but she doesn't seem very michelle like."

"Yeh, well you see, there was this one time, at band camp..."

"Xander, you never went to band camp."

"Oh yeh? You think me and Wills have told you all our stories?"

"You mean you did go to band camp?"

"Just once, when we were thirteen."

"What did you play."

"Um, the triangle. What? Stop laughing. Fine. Whatever."

"Is that the door? Hey Willow, what's this about you and band camp?"

"Owww, what did you hit me for wills?"

"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone."

"I haven't."

"Yeh, boytoy here was just saying that michelle in American pie reminds him of you."

"Um, Willow? Your face is kinda starting to match your hair colour."

"Eeep"

"Was that a squeak?"

"Could we please change the subject?"

"How about a different band camp story? Remember the time we both had the same nightmare? About that creepy guy that was trying to get me, but you chased him off? The creepy guy with the glowing eyes, who looked remarkably like a demon I saw in one of Giles books the other day. Um, I'm thinking maybe it wasn't a nightmare. Hang on a second."

"Xander! Come back here!"

"So red, why does boytoy find you and michelle so similar."

"shddp"

"What was that?"

"Found it. It was a Taturahon demon. It feeds on the souls of those who haven't yet, ohhh."

"Xander? What is it? Give that here. Ohhh. But Willow. I didn't think you. Until Oz. So. Um."

"Told you michelle reminded me of her."

"Um, Willow. What instrument did you play?"

"mmph"