I was again writing my other Harry Potter fanfic when I got distracted from it by a trickle of thought that led me to this story.... It just had to be written :) So I hope you enjoy.

I claim absolutley no rights to Harry Potter and Co, all that stuff goes to J.K. Rowling.


"Pregnant!" Harry shouted with shock, "How is that even humanly possible?"

"You should know by now Harry, pretty much anything is possible in the Wizarding world," Hermione pointed out.

"But... How did this happen?" Harry asked as he looked round at the people gathered, Ron shrugged his shoulders showing he like Harry had no clue.

"It could be a number of things-" Hermione began before being interrupted by Draco.

"It's the Malfoy curse... We impregnate anybody just the once, and that's it..." Draco said with a smirk as he put his arm around his husband and pulled him in to console him.

"But that's not possible..." Hermione begun as she produced a large book from thin air, "no spell would allow for this to happen... a number of potions would however allow for a male to become pregnant, but with different extremities."

"Well which potion did I take?" Harry asked as he leant forward hoping that Hermione could tell him the answer straight away.

"Well... have you noticed any changes to your body?" Hermione asked not looking up from the book she was consulting. "Changes that would make you look more like a woman?"

"Oh, well at least I know why I now have thirty four D sized boobs," Harry said sarcastically, Hermione noticing a slight hysterical tone in Harry's voice looked up and smiled.

"Would explain a lot," Hermione said as she looked down at the book again as Harry began frisking his body to make sure he hadn't in fact grown boobs.

"Granger he's paranoid as it is, please don't make him even more so." Draco said as he grabbed Harry's hands in his own.

"Sorry," she muttered as she continued to look at the book. "So, no female physical characteristics... Mood swings?" she asked as she again looked up to look at Harry who was now hugging Draco and sobbing quietly.

"I'm gonna be fat!" Harry shouted hysterically as he sat bolt upright and leant away from Draco, resisting the hug Draco tried to pull him in for. "No, you won't love me anymore!" Hermione nodded to herself and looked down narrowing down which potions could have been used.

"I love you Draco," Harry muttered as he was finally convinced by Draco that he would always love him.

"Have you found anything Granger?" Draco asked as his gaze wondered away from Harry to Hermione.

"Hermione," she corrected. "I think so, could you go get a calming draught? I think this would be easier if Harry wasn't so... hormonal." Draco nodded and pried himself out of Harry's grip as he went off to where he stored the potions to get the one Hermione needed.

"I didn't even know this kind of potion existed." Ron said as he looked at Harry who was again sobbing on the sofa.

"They're not that well known so it's no surprise really." Hermione said as she watched Draco come back in and administer the potion to Harry who was again clinging to Draco's shirt, who grimaced slightly due to a pinch of skin being clung to in Harry's hand.

Harry slowly sat up and straightened out his clothes holding Draco's hand in his own when he had situated himself next to Harry.

"Right... these kinds of potions aren't readily available, but are easy enough to mix, and I think I've found the right one. It's merely called the Male pregnancy potion, your body will remain unchanged except for as you put it earlier... getting fat." Hermione said as she looked up from her book. "What I want to know is how you took it without realising... It's a fairly obvious potion, as it is florescent orange in colour."

"Wait..." Harry said pausing as he turned to face Draco who had froze. "You cooked dinner the other night, and added some florescent orange liquid to it... Draco, you didn't?"

"Well..." Draco said as he looked nervously at Harry who was quickly flushing red.

"You bloody well feed me a potion with the intent to get me pregnant!" he shouted angrily.

"Calm down Harry," Hermione said before carrying on, "stress isn't good for the baby."

"Why did you do it?" Harry asked his voice no more than a whisper but was full of anger.

"It's a pureblood thing Harry, to carry on the family line... It's why you'll find that we're pretty much all inter-related."

"Shut up Weasley, this doesn't concern you." Draco said; his long unused sneer present in his voice.

"It's true though," Ron whispered

"You should have bloody well asked," Harry said his voice back to normal but still with traces of anger in it. "I would have suggested it if I'd known."

"You would have?" Draco asked excitedly, before he went off into a tangent about how excited his mother would be to go shopping for her first grandchild.

"I hope you realise this means no sex," Harry said as he glared at Draco.

"What?" Draco asked gobsmacked.

"I'm not going to just let you get away with impregnating me without informing me,"

"But Harry, you said you didn't mind," Harry looked on unfazed as Draco began to plead with him. "I'll do anything please... just not that," he said as he slid off the sofa and onto the floor in front of Harry

"I'd never thought I'd see a Malfoy beg," Ron tried whispering to Hermione, but failed as Draco glared at Ron before turning back to face Harry the glare replaced with the pleading one that had been present before.

"Anything?" Harry asked, to which Draco replied with a quick nod. "Next time, you'll be the pregnant one," Harry said smiling

"Anything else but that?" Draco asked hopefully.

"No... It's that or no sex.

"Fine," Draco said through gritted teeth.

"Love you Honey" Harry said as he got up of the sofa and walked out of the room as Ron laughed.

"I dunno why you're laughing Weasley, Granger has a bit of a bump down there." Draco said as he stood up, pleased that he had shut up Ron, but shocked to see the small red flush cover Hermione's face. "Urm... oops?" He said as he followed Harry out of the room at a slightly quicker pace, he'd been on the receiving end of one of Hermione's slaps before, and wasn't intending to be there again anytime soon.

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