A:N
Just so you guys know, the two characters are actual people... In other words, me and one of my best friends Harriet, also know as Platinumpipo. She's amazing.
Chapters will be a lot longer than this... This is a mere taste of the hilarity and awesomeness that will be subject here.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Dragon Age universe. I own only Tiana. *Cries*

Harriet threw her hands up into the air, cursing the game that they were playing… Albeit loudly.

"FUCK YOU FENRIS! FUCK YOU SEBASTIAN! FUCK EVERYONE!" she shouted, flailing about like a lunatic.

A girl with shoulder length brown hair with a bright blue streak in the side raised an eyebrow, swiveling in her chair to watch her best friend make a fool of herself.

"You alright there, Potter?" she asked, giggling slightly as she turned back to the screen of her computer.

"You thought I was insulting them?" she started, scrunching her face up into something that could only be described as a 'rape face', "I meant literally… OH LAWDY THAT ELF IS HOT!"

Tiana, the host of the sleepover they were currently engaging in, ran a hand down her face, feigning exasperation, "Shut up a' ya face'a! Imma tryin' to a' concentrate!"

She stared intently at the screen, at the characters of her favorite game, Dragon Age II. Fenris, her preferred character, was currently swinging his long sword with Harriet's favorite, Sebastian.

A low whistle came from the other side of the room, and said person was soon leering over her shoulder at the male character, damn nearly salivating.

"Yum," she whispered in a voice that bordered demonic, "I've taken quite a fancy to this one."

Tiana looked at her best-friend in faux-disgust, twisting her face, "I'm horrified! He is an innocent brother of the chantry!"

Harriet grinned, "That's half the fun."

Tiana cackled, the manic laugh holding undertones laced with lunacy.

"Jesus fucking Christ, man. You are bloody insane, woman," she leaned in closer to the screen, her hand flying back to smack the other girl across the face.

"Fuck, really?" Harriet drawled, sarcasm dripping from every word, "I didn't notice. Honestly."

Thunder clapped outside, making Tiana jump and let out a small shriek.

"Bloody hell, that was… Loud…"

Another clap of thunder sounded, even more audible than the last, and this time a large flash of lightning streaked across the sky.

The ground started to shake violently, knocking Harriet off balance and sending Tiana flying from her chair, cussing loudly.

The tree outside of her room was ablaze, and the fire caught quickly, leaping from the foliage to her dark blue curtains, casting the room in an eerie orange light.

Tiana's vision clouded, speckled black at the sides and fading to darkness quickly.

The last thing either of them saw of that world, was the flames rising up to greet them.

Friendly flames. Such a nice gesture.

And, it was the start of something new, when both girls awoke, face down in a puddle, in the middle of a deserted street… Lined with spikes.