South Park: Dinosaurs Are Stupid
A South Park-Dinosaur King x-over
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine. This is my first South Park story so be easy on me.
Ch. 1
Stegosaurus and Revenge!
-Stark's Pond-
A large sized egg falls out of a tree. Then again, this isn't the first time South Park had it's fair share of trouble. But NOTHING COULD prepare South Park for what was about to happen. Meanwhile a young couple were enjoying themselves when a sudden breeze hit them and a bright green light flashed
*: What the hell is that?
*: Want me to go look Steve?
Steve: Amber, wait-
(thunderous roar)
Amber: OH MY GOD!
Steve: LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Both scream and bolt, leaving the poor stegosaurus to sadly wonder why they ran away from him.
-next morning, South Park Elementary-
(bell rings)
Mr. Garrison: Okay children lets take our seats! We have a lot to do today.
Cartman: Dude, did you hear about what happened at Stark's Pond yesterday night?
Kyle: No, what?
Stan: Kyle, there was a dinosaur sighting.
Kenny: (muffled)
Kyle: A live dinosaur?
Cartman: Yeah, it made front page!
Mr. Garrison: Is there a problem boys?
Cartman: Mr. Garrison, didn't you know about Stark's Pond and what happened there yesterday?
Mr. Garrison: The live dinosaur thing? Eric, there couldn't be a live dinosaur in South Park. Dinosaurs have been extinct for over millions of years.
Kyle: but Mr. Garrison-
Mr. Garrison: No buts boys! Now drop it or I'll drop your asses to the School Counselor's office!
-Meanwhile; somewhere on the Pacific Ocean-
Dr. Z: What are you idiots waiting for! Go get me my dinosaur!
Zander: Where at Dr. Z?
Ursula: Yeah, you never told where it was at.
Dr. Z: It's at a place- OH HELL NO! ANYWHERE BUT THAT PLACE!
Ed: What is it Dr. Z?
Dr. Z: It's in South Park, Colorado. I grew up there, it's a worthless redneck potty mouthed town. And the town always went to war for some stupid reason!
Zander: For food shortage?
Ed: Town issues?
Ursula (shocked): Not enough shopping centers?
Dr. Z: It's time that the Alpha Gang take over South Park!
Ed: But I thought you said you hated that town?
Dr. Z (angry): OF COURSE I HATE THAT TOWN! AND SOMEBODY HAS TO CLEAN OUT THAT FILTH!
-Somewhere LIVE-
*: I've just been informed that there has been a dinosaur sighting in a Colorado small town of South Park. Here with more is a man wearing a diaper.
*: Thanks Tina. The Mayor of South Park has declared a State of Emergency. Anyone who finds the dinosaur is obligated to shoot it and burn its body. That's all for now!
Announcer: And now back to Jesus and Pals-
To be continued…