Jake paced nervously around the waiting room. today he was going to become a daddy. a daddy. Oh Glob.
"Bro, sit." Finn suggested, he was flipping through a magazine about candy livers.
"I can't!" Jake exclaimed as he stared at his friend with bulged eyes. "It's like I have fire ant fever in my pants."
"...You don't wear pants."
"Exactly!"
Finn set down his magazine. "Bro, listen to me. You should be happy! Not acting all glob-smackers. "
Jake continued pacing. "I am happy! But what if they come out half dead? Or what if they have beards? Baby beards, man, baby beards!" Jake shook his friends shoulders, his hind feet trotting in place.
"That's not gonna happen, Jake. And if your babies had beards then that'd be pretty radical."
"That would be math..." Jake mumbled, considering a rainbow bearded puppy.
Doctor Princess walked into the waiting room. "Sorry for interrupting, but I'm happy to inform you that you have four new members of your family. Congratulations. would you like to se-"
Jake rushed into the delivery room and looked at his four new nyanpuppies. He picked one up at random. Black mane, two eyes, one nose, four legs, two paws on each, oh and that thing in the middle, he took a look...
"I think that one's a boy, Jake." Finn, who was standing behind him and greeting his nephews and nieces, said.
"Isn't it great?!" Jake said.
"Geu ileum-eul hal sigan." Lady said weakly from the hospital bed.
Jake nodded. He looked at his son for a moment. "How about Jake Jr? Or J.J.?"
Lady nodded back. "Hullyung haeyo, Jake."
Jake picked up a pink haired one, he expected it to be a girl. He looked at it's middle part. "Oh, hey son! Erm...his name could be Sonny."
"Ye. E idonghabnida."
The magic dog picked up one with an orange mane. Another boy. "This one is Finn."
"Aw, thanks dude." Finn said sincerely.
Jake grabbed the last one, which had blonde hair like it's mother. "Oh a girl! Her name will be Missy."
The new father looked up and saw that all the other nyan puppies were flying around in circles, bumping into things here and there. "Now, how are we going to get these guys back home?"