A/N: Clearly Crackfic. Just for the lolz. Co-authored with Brielle (LawandOrderFreakBAEO). Idea formed when driving around town.
Disclaimer: We do not own NCIS, or song lyrics from Lady Marmalade.
Late one night, Abby, Jenny, Kate and Ziva were working overtime. The boys decided to call it an early night and had headed over to the bar for some drinks. The girls each sat at a desk in the bullpen working away when they decided they needed a little music. Abby ran back down to her lab to retrieve her iPod and speakers. As she returned, she skipped over, plugging the speakers into an outlet. "I really don't know what to play, so I'll put it on shuffle." As they resumed working, they were a bit surprised that it wasn't Abby's usual choice of music. They looked at her in question, and she responded with a shrug of her shoulders, "That's just to annoy Gibbs and McGee."
As the next song started to play, they all looked up to each other, smiles on their faces. Abby began to jump up and down, heading toward the stairs. "Come on, we have to sing and dance!" After a few protests, they all stood up and made their way up the steps toward Abby. Abby started laughing and then began to sing...
Where's all mah soul
sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistasAs everyone
pointed to Jenny she began to sing the next verse...
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista,
flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
He met
Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the
street
She said, "Hello, hey Jethro, you wanna give it a go?"
Oh! uh huhThey all shared a small laugh and smirk at the
mention of Jenny's partner and lover. Abby then rose the last few
steps to the catwalk, followed by Jenny, Kate, and Ziva. They gave
each other a good distance apart as they began to dance very
provocatively and sang the chorus...
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada
(Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha
Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Abby then turned to the other girls and said smiling...
What What, What what
Jenny then joined in trying no to laugh...
Ooh oh
Each girl turned to each other with a wink...
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous
coucher avec moi
Abby rose her hands in the air and sang...
yea yea yea yeaKate then stepped up for her turn to sing...
He sat in her boudoir while she
freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black
satin sheets is where he started to freak yeah
They joined in again as they started singing the all too familiar words...
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada
(da-da-da) Voulez
vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea
yeah)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez
vous coucher avec moi
Yea yea uh
He come through
with the money and the garter belts
I let him know we bout that
cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us
for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing
these cats out like Atari
Wear high heel shoes get love from the
dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the NCIS
Hey sistas, soul sistas,
betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the
glass
By the case the meaning of expensive taste
If you wanna
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Creole Lady
Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Too distracted by the song and the dancing the girls didn't notice the ding of the elevator doors as Tony, McGee, Gibbs, and Palmer stepped out. Jenny, Kate, and Abby vocalized...
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
The four boys turned to each other, mouths open, at a loss for words. Ziva took a deep breath as she belted her main part...
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her
skin feeling silky smooth
Color of cafe au lait alright
Made
the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-moreKate
then came in to accompany Ziva...
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5Jenny then came in right after Kate...
Livin' a grey flannel life
Ziva joined back in...
But when he turns off to sleep
memories creep,
More-more-moreAs another round of the
chorus came they all bent down to the floor at the same time,
squatting, hand on the floor, and as they rose they slowly dragged
their hand up their body. Tony had his eyes trained on Ziva, mouth
open, drool almost coming out of his mouth. He began to walk forward,
but was slapped on the head by Gibbs. As he turned around Gibbs shook
his head and said, "Savor this moment." McGee stood staring
at Abby, not a word coming from his mouth. Palmer then turned to the
rest of the boys and said "Wow... look at Kate..."
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da
daeaea yea) Voulez vous coucher avec
moi ce soir (ce soir)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Chocalata
ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas
yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous
coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
As if they had choreographed it, they all came together in a grid line. Tony took one look at the four girls rubbing up against each other and almost raced up the stairs. However, Gibbs stepped in front of him and looked up at the girls and said "Ziva." All the girls looked down in horror, but after one second Ziva decided for all of them that they were going to finish this song, no matter who was watching. She stepped forward looking straight at Tony and began to dance like Shakira and sang, "oh Leaeaa Oh."
Gibbs then turned and said, "Kate." Ziva then joined the line again as Kate stood forward shaking her ass, singing "Lady Marmalade."
Gibbs looked up at Abby with a wink and said "Abby." She stepped forward and started removing her top shirt slowly, revealing a tight cami underneath as she sang, "hey Hey! uh uh uh uh."
Gibbs then looked up at Jenny with a smirk on his face, and fire in his eyes. "Jenny." Jenny stepped forward, clung onto the railing and bent down to the floor vocalizing, "Oh Oh oooo."
Gibbs stood with his mouth open as Jenny returned to the line. He then stumbled and said, "NCIS," as the girls sang, "0hh."
The girls each rose a hand as they finished the song...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
Tony stood there with his mouth open, drool actually coming out now. "Uh... can... can we get an encore performance? We uh... missed the beginning of that."
The girls looked at each other, contemplating an answer, and then shared a laugh.
The End.