One day, as Jay was walking through the woods, he came across something he had never expected. A blue haired, dark eyed man that was almost as thin as Jay. They had both started a horrible game; a game called SBURB. Each of them had been given a weapon; Jay was given a golden rod, with wings at the end and an eye in the middle, like some sort of artifact, and the blue-haired stranger was given a Pyramid of the same quality to hang around his neck. They, at the time, did not know what this game would entail, or how many lives they were going to end. The blue-haired man finally seemed to acknowledge Jay, "'Ello," he said in a very scouse accent, "my name's 2-D." (AND THEN THEY KISSED) Their passionate kiss was suddenly interrupted by sudden earthquake movements from the earth's crust They all whipped around, only to find that the source of the earthquake was none other than a GIANT BARREL OF FOLDGER'S COFFEE bursting out of the ground. 2-D stared sadly at the barrel, "it reminds me of home," he said; he turned towards Jay, "Where are you from, random attractive stranger?" SUDDENLY JOHNLOCK. Once again, interrupted in their beautiful moment, Jay hears footsteps; he quirks his head to the side and jumps back slightly at the sight of a small boy, with the craziest multi-colored hair style, in blue pajamas. The five of them (Jay, 2D, John, Sherlock, and Yugi) all decide that the best way to spend their afternoon would be to take a lovely walk in the park, however, they couldn't find a park near enough to walk to, they decided to use the next best substitute, a portal to the netherworld. That portal, sure enough, led to the one netherworld that Jay was most familiar with: Rosswood Park. they stepped into the TARDIS and did timey-wimey wibbley wobbley over-rated british bullshit. When the TARDIS landed, the five of them exited back into a world that caused Yuugi's other-ego to reveal himself and take over Yuugi's body; Yami looked around with an irritated glare, and growled under his breath, "The Shadow Realm!" "Honestly, Yuugi," Sherlock said in a condesending voice, "obviously you don't know how to look at your surroundings; this is obviously an anime convention." "Anime convention," 2-D freaked at the phrase; Noodle had tried to take him to many in the past, but his first trip included a whale cosplayer and he feared conventions ever since. He quickly hid behind Jay, the memories flooding into his mind. Shaking his head, Yami looked over at the dark-purple clouded walls all around him. "No. I know this place. More than anything," he glanced down at his Millennium Puzzle, whispering "Yuugi! Don't come out... you know what the Shadow Realm does to you." (hint hint nudge nudge puzzleshipping) "You know it makes you not love me!" Yami yelled, just as Yuugi was returning. "You know," he said, "I don't think my long-standing pale relationship with Yami is going to have to end. Actually," he said contemplating, "I think I may be in deepest spades with him." Jay stared at . "Yami and Yuugi, feeling a bit awkward at the building sexual tension; God did he miss Tim... John and Sherlock already had each other, anyway. They always have each other.

TWO YEARS LATER

2D had never understood how he ended up marrying Island Turtle. He had a suspicion that it had to do with his long time crush Bubonic Vermin, but he never knew that deep in his heart that his love would always belong to the one who got away, Jay. Jay will no longer be the one who got away, oh no, he had found someone who could help him win him back: Alex Kralie. Yuugi had committed suicide three months ago after being forced into marriage with Anzu, thus leaving Yami in the Millennium Puzzle forever. And then they all died. Because we are airing on the BBC currently.

FIN
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