Dbox: Since my story with a chappie help from Galadriel was doing good... I decided to

do another one...this time dissin' the whole cast. welcome to what really goes on in

the yu-gi-oh world

Mariko: and here today is Devlin-boy to do our disclaimer

Duke: They do not own yu-gi-oh! IF THEY DID, MY CAREER WOULD BE RUINED!

Galadriel: cut the sarcasm, your career was ruined on your first episode.

Duke: T.T

The first victim-I mean interview: Duke Devlin

Sara: why is Duke the first one again?

Liz: dunno, ask Hannah...

Hannah: has already walked in door

Sara: -- follows

Inside

Duke: Welcome to my humble game shop home! Please take seat lovely ladies! points to table and chairs

SLH: oO; sit

Hannah: ssssoooooooooo, tell us about yourself!

Duke: well, my name is Duke Devlin, I was born and raised in this game shop, I was educated here too. In fact, the table we're sitting at is the one I was conceived on

SLH: O.O jump away from table

Duke: I get that a lot.

SLH: oO;;;

Liz: So, Duke, why does it look like there is a spider growing out of your head?

Duke: oh, that's a funny one! When I was a kid a spider bit me there, and well, it just grew like that! isn't it marvelous? Liz: Oo; I just had to ask...

Sara: So, my turn, ok, why does Pegasus call you Devlin-boy, and what started your affair with dice?

Duke: Dice are my friends ; hugs dice And I think Pegasus was flirting with me...

Sara: oO

Hannah: bad question Sara...

Sara: Like yours was any better?

Duke: starts kissing dice plus anyways, if you were up to beat you would realize Pegsy

flirts with EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. I mean, who couldn't help but liking him?

He's my IDOL! And since he's from America, he's my American Idol! does American

idol entrance poise YEAH! GO RUEBEN!

Liz: very bad question...

Sara: O.O;;; is terrified beyond comprehension

Duke: should I dye my hair blonde?

Hannah: - that was...random.

Liz: thinking Albino spider...AH! doesn't have appealing ring as albino rhino!

Duke: I think blonde would be a great new look for me, the Pegsy would have no choice

But to flirt with me!

Liz: is too disturbed to talk OO;

Hannah: Errm...No comment...

Duke: watch starts beeping oopsie! How silly of me, I forgot what time it is!

Sara: and what time would that be?

Duke: Why it's the time for my favoritist show in the world! BARNEY! grabs barney

plushie

Sara: OO: EVVILLLLLLLL EVVILLLLLLLLLLL DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Hannah: CALM DOWN! THE CAMERA IS STILL ON! WE NEED TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL! PROFESSIONAL!

Sara: I DON'T CARE! ITS STILL EVIL! IT MUST DIE!

Duke: is in front of TV cuddling plushie I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...

Sara: EVVVILLLLLL!

Hannah: TURN THE CAMERA OFF YOU IDIOTS! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR!

Cameraman1: you don't pay us.

Hannah: shoots CM! looks at other cameramen any questions?

Cameramen: OO no ma'am...

Hannah: as I thought.

Liz: I want my mom, I want my mom... Oo;

Hannah: well, that seems like all the time we have today! Tune in next time for the

interview of yami!

Sara: EVVVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!! is strangling Duke

Hannah: -- CAMERAS OFF! screen goes fuzzy

End

Dbox: insanity abounds...

Galadriel: RR or...I'll KILL KAIBA! MUAHAHAHAHA! has kaiba over a pit of

sharks

Kaiba: oO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS PERM AND MANICURE COST

ME?!?

Dbox: we don't know and we don't care.