Sheldon Swifties LXI: "The Catholic Emancipation…"
Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved bits in my Buffyverse stories, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later.
Disclaimer: All is Chuck's…
Living room of Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper…Last night…
"Actually…" Amy Farrah Fowler, in Catholic school girl outfit… "Though more befitting the Boy Scouts of whom I was a member for three months after the Girl Scouts asked me to leave and I had to find some way to keep busy and not let my mother find out…I came prepared." Pulling out a DVD of "Gravity"…From under her skirt…
"Hmmn…Impressive…" nod from Sheldon…
"Oh, hey Am…Oh, God…" Leonard, entering from the bedroom hallway…Averting eyes…
"Leonard…" she frowned. "I thought Penny had asked you over…"
"She did…" he noted, hand to shield eyes, head turned. "I'm waiting for her to get back from the store. She had to get a few things."
"Condoms." Sheldon explained.
"Among other things…Sheldon…" Leonard frowned.
"She didn't say she had to go out…" Amy shook head. "I specifically asked her to get you out, using sex as a lure."
"Thanks…?" Leonard blinked.
"By now even Leonard's a bit jaded as to the sexual…" Sheldon noted. "She no doubt has to use food as well…"
"Again…Thanks." Leonard, annoyed. "Well…" he took a chair… "Feel free to get on with…Whatever it is you're getting on with…" increasingly amused tone as he eyed Amy who returned an annoyed look.
"If you must know, I've once again made a fool of myself…Here, Sheldon." She handed him the DVD. "I'll see it another night, thanks…"
"Yes…We do have other concerns tonight…Excuse us, Leonard…" he nodded to Leonard, pulling Amy along into the bedroom hallway and then into his room as she, stunned, yielded to his gentle tug. Grateful beam to him…
"Uh…" Leonard blinked at the empty room.