iFind Freddie's Journal
"That's it for tonight's iCarly!" Carly said with a laugh. I stuck out my tongue and waved at the camera as Freddie turned it off. I turned to Gibby, who wore a Banana suit.
"You can leave now dork." I said with a smirk.
"Sam!" Carly lectured. I rolled my eyes. Carly always brought out the good side out of me.
"Fine. Why don't you go to McDaniel's with us?" I said.
Gibby smiled, "Sure Sam." I grunted in return. I turned and watched Freddie's efforts to flirt with Carly.
"So Carly…want to go to P.F Wang's tomorrow?" He said, looking my way. I stuck my tongue out at him.
"No thanks Freddie." Carly replied, as always. He shrugged.
"Whatever." I skipped over.
"Awww, poor Fweddie!" I exclaimed with a smile. He just glared in return. Freddie always made my day. Seeing him upset was like Christmas. Making him upset was even better.
When we were walking over to McDaniel's, I turned to Carly. "We need to talk." I stated. She shrugged, "About what." She said with a smile. I tried to read her expression. Pure confusion. Sometimes, I think Carly is the blonde of the two of us.
"You like Freddie." I said, clear and simple. She shrieked in horror.
"And we ALL know he stalks you." I said loudly. Gibby and Freddie looked to us.
"Girls are so weird." Gibby said. Freddie nodded.
"No, No, No, No!" Carly shrieked. I laughed in return. This was all a part of my major plan. Freddie would think Carly like him. I would go into his room and put a forged note from Carly saying how much I "wuved" him. He'd think he and Carly were going out. Then Carly would crush his heart. HILARITY! I just smiled at Freddie. He looked worriedly at me.
"Sam, whatever you're up to…just stop." He warned. I stepped closer and he shrieked. I laughed and pinched him.
"I love you kid." I said with a laugh
I walked home from school. I guess you could say it was more of a sprint. I had to beat Carly, Freddie, and Freddie's mom to the apartments. Freddie's mom had a car, so needless to say this was VERY difficult. I finally got to the apartment and went to floor 8.
I ran past the first 3 rooms, then stopped at 8-D. I grabbed my hair pin and got into Freddie's apartment. I looked at my clock. It took me 10 minutes to run to the apartment, get to room 8-D and break in. It was a new record!
I flipped on the light switch and hurried into Freddie's room. There was no time to stand around. I dropped the forged note on the bed and started to walk out, when something caught my eye. It was a book. Not just any book, a diary.
I smirked. Freddie was more of a loser than I thought. I grabbed it and hurried to Carly's apartment. I slammed the door behind me and turned to the kitchen. There stood Spencer, in a blue apron that said, I 3 Yakama.
"Hey Sam. Carly's not-"He started suspiciously.
"I know!" I snapped, slightly out of breath. I ran up the stairs and hopped onto Carly's bed. I started to read through Freddie's diary. It was mostly just things about his boring days, or filled with techy notes, and badly drawn pictures of him and Carly. Carly walked in. Seeing me, sprawled on her bed, while eating a chicken leg was normal. Reading, however, was not.
"Oh my god Sam! Your reading!" she yelled.
I nodded. "This thing is the answer to my prayers."