Disclaimer: I do not own H.I.V.E it belongs to Mark Walden.

Summary:

I got inspired by my addiction to seeing characters drunk XD

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Otto laid there in bed feeling as though he was about to die. He kept turning and moving on his bed, uncomfortable at the thought. He stared at the ceiling, trying to recall all that has happened to him. When he remembered all the encounters that he had most of them were him almost dying. The boy who was able to survive through the impossible will now die because of a cold. He smirked at the thought. He sighed, he felt pathetic.

There was a sudden beep; Wing entered the room where his "dying" friend laid.

"Otto, are you considering the thought that you might be dying?" Wing said smiling at Otto who seems to be helpless.

"yeah…" he said sheepishly and like a sick puppy.

The fever really is starting to get to his head. Otto will never think of something as stupid as that. Wing thought to himself. Otto can't die because of a common cold…. Could he?

Professor Pike entered the room holding in his hand what seems to be medicine, but it was oddly larger than it should be and it also had a shape that is not normal for a medicine bottle; maybe Otto really was going to die. Wing stepped out of the room. The professor was about to begin to examine Otto, and for some odd reason Otto didn't want to go to the infirmary either or let nurses come in and check up on him, so Professor Pike was forced to do it himself, he is one of few teachers Otto trusts.

Wing decided to head to the common room to meet up with Shelby and Laura.

"So has he really lost it?" Shelby said before she got a sip from her drink. She was excited to hear that the genius has finally gone cuckoo.

"Unfortunately… yes" Wing's face looked sullen.

"Let's visit the crack." Laura said preparing her camera. "I want to blackmail him once he gets better" An evil grin appeared on her face. They were afraid of the grin on her face. She was also emitting a strange aura.

"I guess we should…" Wing and Shelby walked away while Laura followed them as she prepared her camera.

Wing stepped in front of his room and opened the door. Everyone's jaws dropped as they saw the sight before them.

Otto was cuddling to Professor Pike, mumbling something about Wing. The professor was annoyed with Otto and tried to remove him. Otto turned his head towards the door He loosened his grasp of the Professor and jumped towards Wing.

"Wing~!". He said jumping towards him with a smile. Wing's face was filled with shock. He had no time to react. He looked like the living dead as Otto stuck himself unto him.

"Wing~! I missed you soooooooo much" Otto sounded like a five year old that waited all day for his mom to come home.

They all froze. They never knew Otto was like that in the first place. Shelby and Laura awoke from their shock.

"What happened to Otto?!". Shelby was still shocked. Her voice was nervous. She has NEVER seen Otto like this before let alone imagine him like this. Laura remembered the camera in her hand and started taking pictures of Wing's saddest but Otto's seemingly happy moment.

"It seems that the medicine I brought for Mr. Malpenese was actually wine." The professor now sat on the floor panting, tired from the war he had with Otto.

While Shelby and Laura were bickering with the professor Otto looked at Wing he did not seem happy. He let go of Wing, Wing did not move an inch, the look on his face didn't show that he was relieved at all, Otto must have really done a lot to him. He grabbed the bottle of wine from the floor and shoved the bottle into Wing's mouth. The three stopped their fight, waiting for Wing's reaction. Wing let out a little chuckle until it grew louder and louder. The laugh sounded like the classic evil villain laugh.

"W-W-Wing are you alright?" Shelby said as she walked towards Wing. She stretched out her hand towards him.

"I'm fine you witch!" He said as he slapped her hand away. Shelby stood there in shock. Otto noticed the sad look Shelby had on her face. So he then again got he bottle of wine and forced the liquid down Shelby's throat. How much wine is in there?!

"Now I shall commence my plan on world domination. MWAAHHHH HAHAHAH!!!!" Wing has now gone over to the dark side.

"Don't be sad Shelby here drink this it's MAGIC~!" Otto said while forcing some of the wine into her. Magic?! Laura thought to herself. Otto has indeed gone nuts. And she was there to witness and document that moment forever. Laura's face turned towards Shelby, who she doesn't know the state she's in when she's drunk. In her mind she made a list of everyone's states when their drunk.

Otto: retarded

Wing: Evil

Shelby: ????

Suddenly Shelby wiped some of the wine that spilled on her cheek, and started laughing. Her laughter sounded like a proud old man happy about who knows what. Laura sighed. The world has ended. She noticed Otto looking at her holding the bottle of wine tightly. While an evil grin appearing on is face. She knew she had to get out or else all hell would break lose.

She ran as fast as she could out the room. Her plan torn to pieces when Shelby and Wing grabbed hold of her and pinned her down. Otto had an evil grin on he slowly tipped the bottle of wine while Shelby forced Laura's mouth open, Laura drank all of the remaining wine. Professor Pike remained there observing the students. He started to run when he sensed the three students coming towards them as they left the other. Oddly enough he escaped their clutches. He doesn't know what would happen next but he knew he had to report to Dr. Nero, IMMEDIATELY.

Dr. Nero and the Professor ran towards the said room. They were both afraid about what was going to happen. They even brought sleepers. Drunken children are unpredictable. The teachers prepared to fire once they opened the. Once the door allowed them to enter they were shocked by the scene.

They were fighting like five year olds. They stood at the doorway unable to move. They eavesdropped on their conversation.

"I said got off me you twit!" Wing said while shoving Otto off of him.

"I don't wanna~!" Otto said while trying to hug Wing.

"That is SOOOO GROSS. Like get it away from me." Laura said walking to the nearest corner, running away from Shelby who held a Dung Beetle in her hand.

"It pretty. Laura touch." She approached her with the beetle.

"What do we do now, Dr.? The children have gone mad." The professor said preparing his sleeper.

Dr. Nero placed his hand in front of the Professor signalling to seize fire. "Let them be. Grab a camera and document this moment. Once they see this it will be punishment enough." The Professor left the room. He watched the students continue they're fight.

"Wing I LOVE you~!" Otto tried landing a kiss on Wing's cheek.

"Let GO!!!" None of them were willing to end the fight.

"Lookie Wing. It pretty~" Shelby approached Wing and shoved the beetle to his face.

"EWWWWWW GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAYYYYYYY!!!!" Wing ran to the corner opposite to the one Laura was at.

The Professor entered the room looking tired. The headmaster placed the camera on the desk, turning it on and leaving it on.

"Let's take our leave Professor." They exited the room. The Professor remained tired but the headmaster had a smile on his face.

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