A/N~ sup! this is my first fanfic ever, so lets see how corny it gets!
WARNING: there shall be crack and there shall be lots of badmouthing random stuff. There might be some yaoi in the future. I don't know.
all chapters shall be short and sweet. ' Cause that's the way I roll.
disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia Axis Powers, McDonald's, or any other copyrighted items that may surface as this fic goes on and on.
" England, England, England, England, England, Eng-"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? Arthur screamed. " And, God, stop poking me."
America whined. " Are we there yet? I'm hungry..."
England sighed. Why the hell did he agree to go with Alfred on a fucking road trip?
" America, it's only been two hours."
" BUT I'M HUNGRY!"
" FINE, GODDAMMIT!" he knew that there was no way out of this. " Where do you want to go?" Arthur was almost scared to ask.
Alfred jumped for joy- or, at least tried to, as he was restricted from his seatbelt. " Yay! I know exactly where we should go!" He grabbed the steering wheel, and swerved into the other lane.
"What the hell?" England said. All of a sudden, they had parked in front of a red building.
And we all know what building that was, right?
Pizza Hut!
No, not really.
Arthur just stared. Of course America would take them to a fucking McDonald's.