WARNING: DO NOT READ. YOU WILL END UP IN THE INSANE ASYLUM.
Sam Carter: Oh, hello! I don't know what I'm doing here. Brianna, do you need help writing again?
Me: *sheepish* Maybe.
Sam Carter: *sigh* What with now?
Jack O'Neall: Captain?
Sam Carter: *wide eyes* Uh, yes sir?
Jack O'Neall: What are you doing here?
Helen Magnus: What am I doing here! I was stuck in the 1800's with Adam, and poof, I'm here!
Jack O'Neall: *rubs eyes* I'm seeing double!
Helen Magnus: *irritated* Listen, do you have a time machine?
Jack O'Neall: Uh…
Me: *eats popcorn* This is better than watching Jen and Jake argue with Bree. *reclines*
Nikola Tesla: What the heck?
Me: *face palm* Oh no… Chaos ensues… *poof, gone*
Sam Carter: Where'd Brianna go?
Helen Magnus: I don't know!
Kate Freelander: Uhm, Magnus? Thought you were in the 1800's.
Helen Magnus: *grumbles* Me too.
Jack O'Neall: *sings Stargate* Stargaaaate!
Big Guy: *smacks him*
Jack O'Neall: *blackout on the floor*
Sam Carter: *glances at him* That'll keep him shut up for a while.
Helen Magnus: Yep.
Me: *reappears nervously* Is my over-active imagination going into hibernation yet?
Will Zimmerman: *looks at me* Does it look like it?
Me: *sniggers* Jen should be here, she loves you.
*Jennifer appears* Will! *passes out*
Me: *glances at Jennifer* Whelp, she's out. *nudges with foot*
Sarah: Uh, Bri, what is everyone doing here?
Me: My imagination is going crazy.
Sarah: Crazier, you mean.
Me: You know me so well. *smiles dreamily*
John Druitt: *appears holds up bloody knife* Does anyone want to tell me what I'm doing here?
Nikola Tesla: *silence*
Jack O'Neall: *silence*
Sam Carter: *silence*
Kate Freelander: *silence*
Helen Magnus: *silence*
Will Zimmerman: *silence*
Sarah: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Amanda Tapping: *silence*
Adam Worth: *silence*
Big Bertha: *silence*
Jennifer: *silence*
Matthew: *silence*
Random book characters: *silence*
World: *silence*
Universe: *silence*
Jean-Luc Picard: *silence*
Beverly: *silence*
Aliens: *silence*
Big Guy: *silence*
Henry Foss: silence*
Ashley Magnus: *silence*
John Druitt: *gives everyone a once over* Ashley!
Ashley Magnus: *grabs Nubbin* No, Dad, stay back! *holds out Nubbin*
Henry Foss: *runs* Ahhhh! *yells at Nubbin* Your mother was a sewer rat!
Ashley Magnus: Hey! Watch it! *runs after him*
Me: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Say good-bye!
Everyone: Bye readers! Read and review, or we'll send John out!
John Druitt: I'll come anyway.
Helen Magnus: *smacks him*
John Druitt: Ouch. *rubs head*
Me: GOOD BYE.
Everyone else: Wait! Don't clo-
Me: *turns out light and closes door*
... I hope you didn't end up as crazy as me. You'd best be glad you weren't the one writing this while John was poking you with a dagger. *rubs neck* Ouch.
I'm sure this should be a cross-over, because of Jack and Sam, but I don't care. Flame me! All you want! And, to the readers of my other fic: I will update! Sometime! IF my friend, Helen here, *pats her on the shoulder* will make an account. *wicked grin* You know you want to! And now you have to if you want me to update! :D