Never written Mpreg before. Just testing the waters I guess. Enjoy my shit please
Naruto giggled loudly as he was slowly carried up the wooden stairs, "bridal style".
Well, that statement didn't really need quotation marks, considering it was the truth. The hyperactive blonde had literally just married the calm and collected Sasuke Uchiha (a.k.a. teen heartthrob). The two had caught the other's eye all the way back in elementary school.
First they'd started out as frenemies, then friends, then close friends, then really close friends (F.Y.I. "Friends with benefits), then they became lovers.
The entire time their friends had been secretly urging the two on, so when they'd announced their relationship, their friends rejoiced (and half the school cried because the two hottest guys had just hooked up with each other).
So you can only imagine the group's utmost joy when Sasuke proposed to Naruto in front of them. Naruto could remember it like it was yesterday.
Naruto walked hand in hand with his boyfriend as they made their way towards their group of friends. He smiled and waved at them with his free hand.
"Naruto!" Sakura squealed. Naruto squealed as well before running towards his best gal pal, embracing her in a bear hug.
"Sakura! It's been so long!" he screeched. He pulled back to quickly look her over. "You look incredible!"
"So do you!" Sakura commented. She turned to look at Sasuke, who had struck up a conversation with the rest of their group. She smiled slightly at him. "Hi, Sasuke."
He looked towards her, and then nodded before going back to his conversation. Sakura's smile lessened while Naruto pouted. He pulled away from her in order to stand next to his boyfriend, arms crossed.
Sasuke noticed the blond by his side and looked down. He frowned. "What?" he asked. Naruto frowned as well and began to tap his foot. The raven started to sweat. It's never a good thing when he frowned. Or tapped his foot. It wasn't a good thing when he was upset period. "W-what's wrong?" he stuttered.
Naruto sighed. "Look, Sasuke. I know things between you and Sakura still aren't great, but would it kill you to say "hi" at least?"
The young Uchiha looked at the floor. "I'm sorry. But… I just can't forget what she did to you back in high school. I can't forgive her."
"But I can," Naruto replied. "And I have!" The artist still refused to look at his lover. The blonde sighed and reached out, taking hold of his partner's right hand. "Sasuke. Look at me," he waited for the raven to look up before continuing. "Yes, Sakura did hurt me greatly in the past. More than once. But I've learned to forgive her. Granted, it took some time, but I've learned. And I'd hoped that you had too," the whiskered boy let go of his hand and reached out, cupping his boyfriend's face. "I'm not saying that you have to befriend her, but at least acknowledge her existence. Okay?"
Sasuke sighed before nodding. He looked behind the blonde and smiled. "Hey Sakura."
The pinkette returned the smile. "Hi Sasuke!" she replied eagerly.
He turned back towards his lover, slightly annoyed. "Happy?" Naruto grinned and the raven instantly felt pleased with himself.
"Very." He answered with a kiss.
"Hey!" a voice called. The two turned to see Kiba smiling at them, an arm around his girlfriend's shoulders. "Aren't we supposed to be meeting with the others in the food court?" the couple nodded and he grinned. "Then what are we waiting for? Quit making out and let's go!"
Naruto laughed and pulled his snarling boyfriend towards their table, where their group of friends were patiently waiting for them.
The blonde was quick to start up a conversation, giving the best gossip about their old high school teachers and principal. Sasuke sat back, watching his lover enjoy himself. He smiled and took a bite of his Big Mac, not wanting to interrupt the boy's reunion time.
He felt a presence suddenly appear near his left side and looked, instantly recognizing his long time best friend, Shikamaru Nara. The pineapple headed man sighed and leaned back in the seat, sipping slowly on his soda.
"So when are you gonna do it?" he asked bluntly. Sasuke blushed and looked back at his burger.
"W-what are you talking about?" he stuttered. "Do what?"
The brunette gave him a look that said 'What do you take me for?' "Sasuke…" he began. "I've known you since before time began," he shrugged his shoulders. "Granted, not as long as your lover there, but I've known you all the same, and I know that there's something on your mind. Now, with that look on your face, I guess that either Naruto cheated on you, there's been some death in the immediate family, or," he turned to look at him. "You're planning to propose."
The raven stared at his burger, suddenly entranced by the way the cheese was melted onto the meat. "I-I don't-" he tried.
"And well," the lazy man continued on. "Since I haven't received any funeral invitations and you haven't come to my door with your bags packed, I'm assuming it's the third one, correct?"
The Uchiha turned to him, brows furrowed. "Wait. If Naruto cheated on me, why would I have to move out? It's my house."
Shikamaru snapped his fingers in his face. "Focus Uchiha!" he barked. "When?"
Sasuke looked back down again, biting his lower lip. "After we've all eaten," he whispered. "I want Naru to enjoy himself a little before I drop the bomb like that. You know, give him some time."
The brunette nodded, understanding. He looked at the other table and smirked before standing up. "Welp, looks like your time just ran out." He replied before taking a sip of his drink.
"Wha?" was the only thing the raven could reply with as he looked up and noticed that half his friend's had already finished and were waiting for him. His blonde lover laughed as he stepped up behind him, grabbing his half eaten burger and wrapping it up, saving it for later.
"Honestly Sasuke! I thought you ate faster than that!" he chuckled. He took hold of the raven's hand and pulled, dragging him away from the table. "C'mon. The guys want to see this new movie!"
Shikamaru watched as the Uchiha seemed to hyperventilate while Naruto talked. He shook his head. Pathetic, he thought to himself as he made his way over to the couple. Pfft. What a drag. He sidled up to the raven and clapped a hand on his shoulder. "The fox is in the hole," he simply said, getting the man's attention. "I repeat, the fox is in the hole."
"What are you talking about Shika?" Naruto asked in confusion. "Have you finally lost your marbles?"
"I take offense to that," the brunette frowned. "I am-"
He tried to continue, but was easily cut off by the stopping of the Uchiha, which in turn stopped Naruto. The group turned around, confused as to why they'd stopped in front of the water fountain.
"What's going on?" Hinata asked, looking up at her boyfriend.
"Dunno," Kiba answered her. "Let's go see."
With this the group created a semi-circle around the pair with confusion. Though, none was more confused than the Uchiha's lover. "Sasuke?" he asked tentatively. "What's going on?"
The raven seemed to take a deep breath before tightening his grip on the blonde's hand. "I love you." He whispered. Naruto's eyes widened.
"W-what?" he replied. This was a surprise. Though they had had sex before, the Uchiha had never flat out told him that he loved him. It was always a grunt or a nod of the head.
"I-I said that I love you." he whispered again. This time the group had heard him, as if he had been screaming it to the world.
"Dudddde." Kiba whispered in surprise.
"Oh my gosh," Ino gushed. "That was so cute!" Choji, Shino, Gaara, Neji, Sai and Hinata all nodded. Sakura stood silent.
"T-thank you Sasuke," Naruto responded. "But I'm a little confused as to why-"
Suddenly the raven looked up at him with determination in his eyes. "BecauseI'vealwaystried tosayitbutneverreallycouldandnowIreallywantedtosay itandIjustwantedyoutoknowthatIloveyoufromthebottom ofmyheart!" he shouted. The words had come off of the man's tongue with such speed, Naruto almost couldn't catch them.
By this point, the group had drawn in a bit of a crowd. The blonde looked around and blushed lightly. "Sasuke," he whispered. "Is this really the place to be doing this kind of-"
"Naruto," the raven began, cutting him off. He tightened his grip on the boy's hand even more so. "I really love you. I always have. Ever since elementary school, but you didn't see me in that way, so I decided to become your foe. As time went on, you grew fonder of me, and I of you. We spent more and more time together as friends. Then we grew to something more."
The blonde was definitely blushing now, not exactly eager to have his love life be told for the world to hear. "Sas-"
"Naruto," the raven bellowed. "We may be dating now, but that's not what I want from you."
The whiskered blonde furrowed his brow. "So… what? Are you… breaking up with me?"
The artist watched as the blonde's expression changed from one of embarrassment to hurt. He quickly raised his hand (the one that wasn't holding Naruto) and waved it back and forth frantically. "No! No! That's not what I meant! What I want is the opposite of that!"
"Oh my God, he isn't." Gaara couldn't help but whisper as they watched the raven release the blonde's hand.
"He couldn't be." Sai added.
Suddenly the Uchiha dropped to one knee, pulling out a dark blue velvet ring case. The crowd gasped. "Holy shit! He IS!" Neji and Ino screamed at the same time.
Naruto covered his mouth with his hands as tears began to roll down his scarred cheeks. Sasuke nervously smiled. "Naruto Uzumaki. Will you do me the honor of taking my hand in marriage?" he raised the case just slightly. "Dobe… will you marry me?"
The mall seemed to become completely silent as the customer's waited with baited breath to hear the boy's response. The blonde seemed to stare at the case in shock, completely forgetting where he was or how important it was that he say "yes" or "no" within the next few seconds.
The room remained quiet until an impatient child in the back of the audience screamed "Just say yes!" Soon, that cry was met with others, all saying the same thing.
Naruto looked into his lover's dark, midnight black eyes, the very eyes he'd been dreaming of since the end of elementary school. The same eyes that held a certain love that was only reserved for him, and no one else. The same eyes that he swore he could get lost in.
He looked deep into the dark irises, studying them, and smiled. His decision was made. "Yes." He whispered.
The raven looked taken aback, like he'd never expected the blonde to accept. "W-what?"
"I said, 'yes' teme! Yes! I'll marry you!" Naruto sobbed before falling to his knees and embracing his fiancé with a hug. The crowd applauded as they watched the raven slip the ring onto the blonde's finger, and they cheered when the couple kissed.
The engaged duo stood and turned to their group of friends, grinning from ear to ear. Their friend's ran towards them, crushing them in a loving hug. Ino and Hinata cried, Neji congratulated the two, Gaara hugged Naruto, Shikamaru clapped a hand on Sasuke's shoulder, nodding with approval, Sai commented on Naruto's dick size and Kiba howled with laughter. Sakura held back, watching the group.
"Congrats." She whispered before turning away, heading towards the mall's exit.
The two had had a marvelous wedding. Many from both sides of the family had shown, bringing gifts of love and happiness, among other things. Ino had been Naruto's bridesmaid while Kiba had been his best man. Hinata had been Sasuke's, while Shikamaru had been ihis/i best man.
The couple could not stop smiling throughout the entire thing, especially since their family had had the best reactions when given the news.
Naruto had accepted the Uchiha's hand in marriage and no sooner had he thrown the bouquet than they were heading up the steps of their rented beach house in Hawaii for their honeymoon.
Naruto eagerly kissed his husband's neck, giggling halfway through the ordeal. Sasuke was having a hard time making it up the stairs with the half hard-on he was sporting in his trousers.
"Naru…" he partially whined (because Uchiha's do not "whine". And if they do, it would only be halfway. They do not "fully" whine). "Can't you wait until we're up the stairs? This thing hurts, you know."
"Nope!" the blonde replied enthusiastically. "Hurry up the stairs so that you can pleasure me," he kissed his lover's cheek and licked the shell of his ear. "I want to be ravished tonight," he pulled away, looking straight into his husband's eyes. "With no condom."
The Uchiha's eyes widened before he bolted up the stairs, practically throwing his wife onto the bed. He shut the door and began to pull his suit jacket off. Naruto just watched as he unbuttoned his shirt, showing off the hard muscles underneath.
"I'm going to make you feel so good tonight," the raven said as he jumped onto the bed in nothing but his underwear. He licked the shell of the blonde's ear before grinning. "I promise."
The whiskered boy leaned up, kissing his husband full on the lips before falling back onto the bed again. "I'll hold you to that," he replied. He shed off his pants and shirt, spreading wantonly for the Uchiha to see. "Take it slow. I want to enjoy and savor this till the end."
"It would be my pleasure," the raven smirked as he fingered one of the blonde's nipples. "Should I come inside?"
Naruto purred as a mouth descended on his hard nipple. He bit his bottom lip and spread his legs wider. "Please." He moaned.
"Are you sure you're all right?" his husband asked him as Naruto threw up for the fifth time that morning.
The blonde waved his hand dismissively. "I'll be fine. Go to the anime convention. You're selling a whole bunch of your stuff right? You've been waiting months for this."
The raven stared at him, worry still written on his face. Naruto chuckled and rinsed out his mouth before making his way to his husband. He burrowed his head in his chest, allowing the elder's arms to wrap around his waist. "I'm still really concerned." Sasuke admitted.
The whiskered boy smiled. "Ugh. You're intolerable," he looked up at him, smile still on his face. "Fine. I'll go see Tsunade baa-chan okay? Quit worrying and go sell your stuff."
"But-" the Uchiha began, but was silenced by a short kiss.
"That's enough," he told him. "Now I've read those manga's you made. They're good and they deserve to be sold. I want you to go and sell as much as you can. But I won't settle for anything less than ten copies got it?"
Sasuke looked at him, and then smiled, shaking his head. "Yeah," he said. "I really wish you could come with me."
"I would've if I could've, but this stomach flu is bothering me. I'll come with you next time k?" he kissed his husband's cheek before ushering him to the door. "Besides, I'll still be here when you get back."
"Alright," Sasuke agreed. "Make sure you tell me your results." He called over his shoulder as he left through the open doorway.
"Got it!" the blonde replied with a thumbs up.
Naruto swung his legs over the edge of the cot as he waited for his godmother to come. He was sipping on some water the kind nurse had given him and was in desperate need to pee, but she'd told him that he'd need to keep those fluids in order for the ultrasound to work.
He furrowed his brow and pursed his lip. What did he need an ultrasound for? He wasn't some woman! Yeah, sure he had a pretty bad tummy ache, but wasn't there some other way to treat those kinds of things?
He angrily sipped on some more of the water as Tsunade walked into the room. She smiled at her godson's pouting face and took a step towards him. "What seems to be the problem Naruto?" she asked.
He swung his legs. "I've got a pretty bad stomach-ache Baa-chan. I dunno what to do."
The grip Tsunade kept on her clipboard tightened just slightly. "Well then, why don't you lie back and we'll take a look at you Naru-chan?"
Naruto puffed up his cheeks. "Don't call me chan!" the blonde snapped.
"Well then, don't call me baa-chan!" the busty woman snapped back. "Now lie down!"
The whiskered boy grumbled as he lay down on the cot, squirming just a little. "I really need to pee!" he whined. Tsunade smacked him lightly on the head.
"Oh hush up you! This will only take a few minutes," she gestured for the blonde to raise his shirt, which he did. She grabbed the gel that was too be applied to his stomach. "Now I'm going to apply this gel. It's pretty cold so don't freak out alright?"
Naruto nodded and shivered as the gel was smeared. Tsunade waited, and then used the ultrasound probe to look for any absurdities. "Do you see anything?" the impatient boy asked. A smack to the head was his reply. It was silent until Tsunade's sudden gasp made Naruto feel like sitting up in fear. "What?! What is it?!"
Tsunade turned to look at him, surprise and happiness on her face. "I can't believe this," she told him. "I'd heard about this kind of thing happening back in Japan, but… I never would've thought…"
"Thought what?" the blonde asked. "Tell me!"
"So many biological changes in the future," she continued. "I just can't believe it."
"What is it?!" Naruto cried out, feeling frustrated to no end. "Tell me!"
Tsunade stared straight into his eyes, happiness filled in them. "Naruto…" she began.
A few minutes later, a loud "WHAT?!" was heard throughout the hospital.
Sasuke walked into the house, whistling the Attack on Titan's theme song under his breath. He stopped to take his shoes off and put his bag down.
Just like Naruto had asked, he'd sold more than ten copies. In fact, he'd sold more than fifty! That was sure to get him more than a kiss from his husband.
It was then that he realized that the energetic blonde hadn't come to meet him in the doorway. He raised an eyebrow. Odd. Naruto almost never missed an opportunity to glomp him.
"Naruto?" the raven called. He received no answer back. Even more strange. He almost always called back. The Uchiha began to walk around the house, searching every room. "Naruto?" he called again.
"I'm in here!" he heard the blonde say. Sasuke sighed with relief before walking towards the downstairs' bathroom, where he'd heard the voice come from. He opened the door to see his lover sitting on the toilet with his hands holding something wrapped in tissue.
"Are you alright?" he asked. Naruto shook his head.
"I don't know honey." He replied. Sasuke's heart started pounding.
"Huh? What happened at the doctor's? Was it something to do with that?" Naruto simply nodded. "Well?" The Uchiha urged.
"Well," the blonde began. "I went to Tsunade baa-chan and she had a test done. But she thought the test was wrong. I thought it was wrong. So we went to the convenience store and got the test done again. Twice. She diagnosed me. But I still wasn't convinced. So I went to the convenience store and conducted the test two more times, then once here, but the results were all the same…"
"What are you trying to say?" the raven asked. Naruto stood and slowly moved towards him. He unraveled the tissue paper, revealing five pregnancy test sticks, all bearing the 'positive' sign. Sasuke looked at each of the sticks with eyes wide before looking up at his wife's crying face.
"… I'm pregnant Sasuke Uchiha," Naruto smiled. "And it's yours."
Sasuke passed out.
A/N: This is a one-shot I swear
SasuNaru oneshot with two parts cause it woulda been too long otherwise.