Disclaimer: I don't own the Ace Attorney franchise. Capcom, on the other hand, does.


Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Nothing But Death

Death is a funny thing, right?

A young woman walked into a public restroom.

For centuries mankind has philosophized and speculated about the nature of death and all its trappings.

She walked up to the sink and began washing her hands.

Anyway, I sense your anxiety. Fear not, for I don't bring this topic up because of your upcoming death.

A man in a white dress shirt wearing gloves comes through the door holding a trophy, specifically the second place trophy for California's statewide academics contest, better known as the Academathon.

No, despite your past failures, overall you are useful.

The man creeps ever so slowly towards the woman.

I speak on behalf of a woman named Nancy Erd.

The man raises the trophy above the woman's head.

Kill her for me.

The woman turns around.

Kill her dead and make it look like someone else did it.

Upon seeing the man, she screams in terror.

It doesn't matter who, just divert the blame from yourself.

The woman is silenced after the man brings down the base of the trophy on her skull.

Don't worry about the trial. I already have the prosecution and investigation in the palm of my hand.

The woman falls over, her head bleeding.

Whoever you blame, make sure they're represented by a particular defense attorney.

The man proceeds to bash the woman's head with the trophy, again and again.

His name is Phoenix Wright.