Roy's Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
A gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the second day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the third day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
8 "Do your paper work or else...sir."
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
9 'right hooks' to my cheek
8 "Do your paper work or else...sir."
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
10 paper cuts
9 'right hooks' to my cheek
8 "Do your paper work or else...sir."
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
11 deadly glares
10 paper cuts
9 'right hooks' to my cheek
8 "Do your paper work or else...sir."
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a gun barrel aimed at my head
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My Lieutenant gave to me...
12 stacks of paperwork
11 deadly glares
10 paper cuts
9 'right hooks' to my cheek
8 "Do your paper work or else...sir."
7 threats on my life
6 sighs of disapproval
5 wonderful mini skirt dreams!
4 staplers thrown at me
3 dogs bites
2 eyes a rolling
And a bullet just missing my head!
Roy: "Come on Lt. Hawkeye, can't you just give me a break? It's Christmas."
Riza: BANG!
A/N - I know, it's only July, but I couldn't resist. What you think? Good? Please R&R. Constructive criticism allowed. No flames (Roy is the only person who reserves that right.)
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