I have seen a few people do this and I thought it would be great fun to do this to Jareth!

w00t!

By the way: I HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY PEOPLE!

Actually... I have a slash fic up... BUT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SLASH! Only one.

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52 Ways to Annoy, Harass, or Otherwise Bother Jareth:

1. Keep on reminding him how Sarah is much mightier than he, and she is a fifteen year old girl.

2. Cry, and scream for help when he comes any where near you.

3. Walk up to him, then cry and scream for help.

4. Tell all the goblins that Jareth likes to play with balls.

5. When he denies it, tell them that he keeps them in his pocket.

6. Run around him really fast singing 'This is the song that never ends.'

7. When he tries to kill you call for Sarah.

8. Tell him that his castle is on fire.

9. Tell him that you transported the Bog of Eternal Stench to his room like he asked.

10. Stare at him and continue to stare even as he is throwing you out the window.

11. Tell all the goblins that Hoggle is the new king.

12. Call Jareth a Queen when ever referring to him.

13. Laugh at everything he says.

14. Get a picture of Sarah making out with her new boy friend, (blur out the boys face!) and post it all over the Labyrinth.

15. Laugh when he cries.

16. But don't laugh at his jokes. EVEN when he tells you to.

17. Tell him that Sarah is now a Lesbian, AND ITS ALL HIS FAULT!

18. Ask him if he has ever tried Goblin meat.

19. If he says yes, run away screaming 'cannibal'.

20. If he says no, tell him that you ate his momma.

21. Tell him that being in his Labyrinth helps offset your desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.

22. Glue a quarter to the ground and record him making a fool out of himself by staying and trying to scrape it off the ground for an hour.

23. Invite him to the premier of 'Jareth and the Stubborn Quarter'.

24. Answer all his questions with another question, even when he is not talking to you.

25. Ask him if he is a guy or a 'chick'.

26. Paint the castle BRIGHT YELLOW with pink polka dots.

27. When he tries to kill you, tell him it was to remind him of Sarah.

28. Tell him Sarah sucks.

29. Invite Sarah over to his house and tell her that he will kill you if she doesn't come.

30. Watch Sarah bitch him out.

31. Call Jareth a 'Commie-plotter' constantly.

32. During one of his parties, dance fast to slow music and slow to fast music.

33. During the scene with Jareth dancing with Sarah change the music to 'old McDonald had a farm'.

34. When he throws you into the bog, claim that you were just trying to 'lighten the mood'.

35. Poke him continuously.

36. Throw goblins at him.

37. Claim that you are 'princess of the labyrinth', even if you are a guy.

38. Develop an unnatural fear of chickens.

39. Call him a chicken, and tell him he should be more considerate.

40. Claim that you are allergic to his clothes and that he should take them off.

41. When he says no scream that he is, once again, trying to kill you.

42. Order a flock of flying monkeys from a magazine, and tell them to put it on Jareth's tab.

43. Tell him that you thought they were 'spiffy'.

44. Hum Darth vaders theme song every time he walks by.

45. Drum on every available surface, including the top of his head.

46. Every time you see him shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

47. Go into his room and fart. Loudly.

48. During a banquet hold a burping contest. Invite him to join in.

49. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

50. Sit in a small room with him, lock the door, and FINISH the 99 bottles of beer on the wall song.

51. Ask him why Sarah hates him so much.

52. Start a 'We Hate Jareth' club. Invite him to join.

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So? Did you like it? I had fun making it!!!!!

xxxx Nae'Ka