Warning: Yaoi (Guy×Guy), Dun Like It, Dun Read. Simple.
©Naruto Belongs To Masashi Kishimoto, Not Me T-T
Ok, So Basically Every Pairing Has To Have A Pro (Why You Love It So Much),
And A Con (Why It Get Boring/Confusing/Uninteresting After A Period Of Time.) Heres A Few Pros And Cons Of Some Of My Favourite Pairings.
SasuNaru;
Pro: Its Practically Edible. -nom nom nom-
Con: Its So Popular Its Annoying. Its EVERYWHEREEE -flails like a manic and fleees the computer screen-
GaaNaru:
Pro: Horny Demon Boys On Eachother… -froth-
Con: Gaara Would Be Annoyed Past The Point Of Crushing Naruto and Drinking His Blood On A Schedule Of 5 Times Daily. I Don't Think Gaara Could Handle Such Idiocy. Dobe, No Offence, But If You Say Believe It One More Time, Ill Shove A Kunai Up Your Ass, Believe That.
GaaSasu:
Pro: Theyre So Antisocial They Belong Together. Emotionless Love, Can You Picture It? Its Damn Sexy. ( Plus It's the Perfect Couple For Bondage!)
Con: Sasukes Pissy-ness Would Probably Agitate Gaara To Crush Emo-baka Too. Even After All That Time Of Sasuke Chasing Gaara Through The Bush, ( Mind Out Of The Gutter Child --") They Never Actually Fought, Or Had Any Physical Contact Did They?
ItaSasu:
Pro: Its F××king Hotttt. Two Uchihas? In A BED!? Or Chains.. -FANGIRL SQUEE-
Con: One: Its Incest, Not For Everyone, Lots Dislike It. Two:
NinjaScythe: Itachi?
Itachi-Kun: AHH!! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE!?
NinjaScythe: I Have A Great Gay-Dar.
Itachi-Kun: Oh….HEY!?
NinjaScythe: Don't Deny It.
Itachi-Kun: I Didn't.
NinjaScythe: Ok, On With The Moral Of This Statement….Itachi?
Itachi-Kun: Yes?
NinjaScythe: I'd Hate To Break This To You, But There's Only So Many Ways You Can Violate/Molest Your Brother..
Itachi-Kun: -starts crying-
NinjaScythe: Naww… -offers cookie-
Itachi-Kun: FUD! -nom nom nom nom-
NinjaScythe: …..What a Pansy.
Itachi-Kun :..I Heard That…
Ok, First Story, Be Nice I Give Cheerios To Nice People. I Fkn LOVE Cheerios! ..must've had a few too many...BOWLS OF CHEERIOS!! God..I Sound Like Lee...Next Thing Ill Be Saying 'Youthful' and Wearing Green Spandex -MY EYEESS!!11!!-
r&r if you feel, i give cheerios. if theres any left :D