The Truth Hurts: Ch.1
"Gir? Where are you?" I asked. No answer. What was he up to now?
After what seemed like an hour, he finally responded.
"I'm in the living room, Masta! I'm watchin' the Scary Monkey Show!" he squealed.
"Gir! Fire up the voot cruiser! I'll meet you there in a moment!" I said.
"Yes, sir!" he replied while saluting me, his eyes flashing red for a moment before turning back to his usual crazy self. He pranced out of the room.
I sighed and turned of the television. I had just updated the voot cruiser by adding extra rocket boosters and a wide array of super-weapons, and I was looking forward to test it out. If all goes well, then, ha! That Dib-stink won't know what hit him! With him gone, I can FINALLY get on with conquering this filthy ball of dirt for My Tallest!
I followed Gir to the voot cruiser, and got in. He was munching on a taco that he took out of his head. Ugh. How can he manage to eat that filth? But never mind that now. I started up the voot cruiser. It lifted smoothly, and flew swiftly and gracefully in the air. All was well for about 8 or so seconds, but then Gir went into one of his thing I like to call his "crazy fits".
"TACOS!" He screamed and then lunged for my head. I tried to dodge him, but he was too quick for me. He started to pull my antennae and then he covered my face and started to recklessly fly the ship.
"NO, GIR! NOOO!"
"LET'S GO SEE THE TACO MAN!"
He abruptly turned around and I fell out of my seat. Gir was banging his head and shrieking shrilly. I covered my antennae. Then, I stood up. I had to put this behavior to an end.
I ran up to my seat, but Gir pushed me backwards into a window. Hard.
The ship was plummeting downwards, and I knew we were going to crash. I braced myself for the fall, but Gir pushed me again. This time, I landed on the floor. I landed headfirst, and the last thing I remembered was Gir screaming, a loud CRASH, and glass shattering. Then, everything went pitch- black...