ICarly: Isave An Alien

Scene one (setting: roof top of Bushwell nighttime there is a gate a door and a few lawn chairs and tables)

Carly (as she passes through gate): wow who knew we had a pool on the roof?

Freddie: Not me!

Sam: You don't know anything!

Carly: Sam!

Freddie: Actually I don't think even Lupert knew!

Sam: isn't he still in jail.

Freddie: I don't know.

Carly: I know it's weird I really don't notice that anyone is at the front desk anymore.

Freddie: Maybe cuz no one is.

Carly: he Freddie what time is it?

Freddie: I don't know I left my phone at home.

Sam: Nice Going Ape Hole!

Freddie: Hey I didn't want it to get wet!

Sam: oh something's gunna get wet!

Carly: Sam!

Sam: I'm hungry let's go to the groovy Smoothie.

Carly: Can't it closed down.

Sam: Those nubs!

Carly: hey it's not their fault the economy is bad.

Sam: your right it that stupid president's fault!

Carly: Sam!

Freddie: she is right!

Carly: well she didn't need to call him stupid.

Freddie: he's taking away the Nasa space program!

Sam: No one cares about your stupid geek program!

Freddie: he's making school longer!

Sam: That shit face!

Carly: Sam!

Freddie: She is right!

Carly: fine if she's right you say it!

Freddie: No! My mom might to listening!

Sam: of stop being a little goody two shoe.

Freddie: fine our current president is a shit face!

Mrs. Benson: Freddie Benson!

Freddie: See!

Sam: just stand up to her!