A/N: I got this idea for a new fanfic and I just had to write it, hope you enjoy it!

Oh, and I re-uploaded this because when people accessed it, it said 'story not found'…weird but I hope it's ok now!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Chapter One

A Gothic looking cathedral stood foreboding while the grey skies of Amegakure were pelting it with fierce rain. The interior of the cathedral was decorated beautifully with ribbons, paper flowers and candles that illuminated the cathedral, making it look somewhat romantic. But the atmosphere inside was tense, and the people that were seated in the pews were whispering rather loudly to one another. "I can't believe it!" Naruto Uzumaki said, instead of his usual "believe it!" Oh, it was unbelievable alright. The bride and the groom stood at the altar; the bride looking gorgeous in a strapless ivory gown and her blue hair was elegantly put up in a bun with her trademark flower. The orange-haired groom was dressed in a black tux and looking at the bride in absolute shock. "Say that again."

"I can't marry you Pein....I-I'm in love with someone else," said Konan, blushing deeply and staring at another individual seated in the pews.

"Huh? What? When? Why? How? WHO?" Pein bellowed.

Konan shakily pointed towards the pews. People gasped, Hinata fainted, Deidara blasted Tobi out of the cathedral, Sasuke tried to strangle Itachi while everyone was distracted, Kakuzu had a heart attack, Hidan was praying, Kisame was trying to pry Sasuke off Itachi, Zetsu started flirting with a floral arrangement, Sasori jumped inside Hiruko, others jumped under the pews. Everyone wanted to avoid the menacing aura that was surrounding Pein. "C-calm down Pein!" Konan stuttered.

"That's Leader-sama to you now!"

"Hold on, hear me out!"

"Fine. FINE! Speak you wretched cow!"

Konan winced. "You're my best friend Pein, you're like a brother to me, in fact, every time we kissed, it felt like I was kissing my brother..."

Pein's eyeballs were popping out of their sockets and steam billowed from his nostrils but Konan pressed on. "I thought I could marry you, have some kids, quit the Akatsuki, live happily ever after but these past few days got me thinking about that one night stand I had all those years ago...when I was drunk and feeling experimental..."

Kakashi Hatake put his Icha Icha Tactics away, this was getting good.

"You had a one night stand with him," Pein screeched in disbelief, pointing towards the pews.

"Yes."

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Approximately one month ago...

"We are all gathered here today..." Pein started dramatically.

"But we are not all gathered here, where is Konan-sama?" asked Tobi innocently.

"Shush! She is the reason I want to talk to you all."

"Is she leaving?" Itachi asked.

"No."

"Is she pregnant?" asked Hidan.

"NO!"

"Are you the father?" asked Deidara.

"Babies are too expensive," Kakuzu added.

"No she is not pregnant and no I am not the father...although if this goes well then I shall someday be," Pein told his members. Now everyone was suspicious because their leader was looking unnaturally happy. "Hurry up and tell us what you called us here for, I hate waiting," said Sasori, the red-haired puppet master. Pein cleared his throat, "Ah yes, well..." and he began to blush which clashed horribly with his orange hair, "I am going to ask Konan to marry me!" Pein waited for a reaction from his members...he didn't get any, until Tobi jumped on him, "Yay! Leader-sama is going to get married and make babies with Konan-sama!" Pein pushed the masked Tobi away, "Right now, I have the ring, but I need a creative way of asking her..."

"Put the ring in her soup," Hidan suggested.

"What if she swallows it and chokes and dies?" Kisame asked.

"Then I shall have a sacrifice for Jashin-sama! Hehe...just kidding."

"Embed it in my clay bird, and as it soars I will make it explode in a shower of sparks spelling 'marry me Konan' and she can catch the ring," Deidara suggested. Pein considered the idea, but it seemed kind of dangerous. "That's a good one, Deidara, but does anyone have any other ideas?"

"How much did the ring cost?" Kakuzu asked miserly.

"Hmph, you don't have to know that!" Pein told him.

"You could just ask her the traditional way, take her to dinner and then go down on one knee and pop the question," said Sasori.

"Are you forgetting that we are dangerous S-ranked criminals, we can't just go into fancy restaurants every day of the week as we please," Pein said in irritation. Sasori folded his arms, "Well excuse me for trying to help." Pein sighed, "Itachi? Anything?" Pein asked the genius Uchiha who was silent. "Hn."

"I thought so," Pein said wearily.

"Oh Leader-sama! Tobi knows! Leader-sama can use these!" Tobi said, pulling out some fortune cookies. As Pein took them from Tobi, a plan formed in his head. "Tobi, you are a genius."

"What's so great about fucking fortune cookies?" Hidan asked.

"You will see! Anyway, Itachi and Sasori, I need you two to prepare Konan and I a nice dinner, Deidara and Hidan you two can decorate the dining room – nothing exploding and no blood please. Zetsu and Kakuzu, keep Konan busy, take her shopping or whatever."

Kakuzu gasped and Pein shot him a dirty look, "Or else...I will dock your next paycheck. Kisame, you can help me make myself look handsome and Tobi, since you're a good boy you can have a rest."

"What is going on here? Why is the hideout all dark?" Konan questioned when they returned to the Akatsuki hideout. Kakuzu and Zetsu were huffing and puffing from the weight of all Konan's shopping bags. "Grrr, just get inside and stop blocking the doorway," Kakuzu growled. Konan stepped inside, very suspicious, it was quiet, too quiet. "Go in the dining room, Konan," said Zetsu's white half, "Moron, you not supposed to tell her, she supposed to follow the music," said the dark half.

"Oh fuck! Leader, she's here!" Konan heard Hidan's voice and then a music player started up abruptly, playing some violin music. Konan was perplexed but she followed the music, into the dining room where she was shocked to see Pein sitting, surrounded by candles floating in little bowls of water and a dinner was laid out. "Pein, what is going on?" Konan asked.

"Please take a seat Konan and join me for dinner," Pein said. Konan cautiously sat down, boy was she hungry and the dinner looked good. "So how was your day?" he asked her as they ate. "It wasn't too bad, Zetsu and Kakuzu actually took me shopping, how weird is that? haha, but not as weird as this...incredibly sweet of you Pein, but still weird."

Pein laughed nervously and brought out a fortune cookie, "Open it."

Konan obliged and rolled open the piece of paper that was inside. "Pain is your destiny...ooh looks like I'm gonna get hurt or be in some pain soon," Konan said wearily. Pein grabbed the piece of paper from her. Damn that Tobi! He misspelt my name! "It doesn't mean that," Pein told her.

"Oh? Then what?"

"It means I am your destiny."

"Leader-sama sounds like Neji," Itachi commented. The rest of the Akatsuki were hidden in the dark, trying to eavesdrop on the exchange.

"Who?" asked Kisame.

"Nevermind."

"Uhm...what?" Konan asked, staring.

"It means I'm asking you to marry me! Be my wife! Be the mother of my children!"

Konan was still staring. "Oh my Jashin! I didn't know Konan was this fucking dense!"

"Ah, so all this was for...now I get it!"

Pein was getting anxious, "So, will you?"

Konan was thinking, she thought for a while, she looked up, she looked down, she looked around. Oh no, oh no, oh no she's going to say no, they're all going to laugh at me, oh shit!

"Kyaaaaah! Nooooo! Get it away from me!" Konan screamed suddenly, she darted away from Pein, knocking over several candles, suddenly, the flames were spreading across the carpet.

"KISAME!" Pein screamed, calling for the shark-man to put the flames out with a water jutsu. The place was drenched in water and Pein wiped his forehead. "Well, Konan, I didn't know you felt that...disgusted by me..." Pein said sorrowfully.

"Eh, oh, it wasn't you I was trying to get away from, there was a huge-ass spider over there, I hate spiders, but I would love to marry you Pein," Konan said brightly.

"But please Konan-chan, I love you so much, don't deny me!" Pein wailed.

"Pein! PEIN! Listen to me Pein!" Konan said, shaking him, "I said yes!"

"What? Oh...She said YES!

The rest of the Akatsuki high-fived each other and cheered, forgetting that they were actually spying on the couple. "Now to plan Pein's bachelor party!" Deidara declared.

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