My twisted perspective on DBZ
Trunks was at home with his real mom (Chi-Chi) when suddenly he heard a knock
at his door. It was just some salesman, so he blew his head off with a ki blast.
"Bye mom!" he said as he flew out the door to go to Bulmas house for some "Enjoyment"
"Some day he will figure out im his real mom." Chi-Chi said. After Trunks got done
with Bulma, he snuck into the garage and stole the time traveling minivan that Bulma
was going to drive to McDonalds for some fries and a coke.
After Trunks went to his friends house to play Dragonball Z Budokai, he figured he hated the name. He went back in time to when they were making the game and told them the name should be Dragonball Z Extreme Bitchslap. They soon played a game by that name.
Trunks was riding the putt-putter back to Bulmas house when he ran into Vegeta. "Hey, fucknut." he said. Trunks resented that because he is in fact a fucknut and ran Vegetas foot over. Vegeta easily fliped the piece of shit over and used Galick Gun to blow his head off. Now Vegeta is the main character.
Vegeta:-Its about damn time someone recognized me for my work as a mass murderer. Now I am the star!Sweeeet! Sweet sweet sweet!I'm going to have a play. It will be about me and a girl i love but she dosent even notice me!-Me:-Ok nevermind that part.-
Ill write again soon when i can think of something...