Emergency
"Quick, put your lips on mine, it's an emergency!"
Artemis stared at Wally dryly, as he had burst into her room in the Cave with nary a knock. "What the hell is the emergency, Kid Dork?" asked Artemis sarcastically, her tone showing her disbelief of a real emergency for her to kiss Wally.
"Robin said that he was a better kisser than me and it is not true even though Zatanna agreed with him for some reason even though she has never kissed me before and I just need someone on my side and—"
Wally's speed rant was cut off when Artemis had walked up to him and started making out with him. After a while, Artemis broke off the kiss, feeling enjoyment at the dazed expression on Wally's face, and smirked.
"Robin is the better kisser," mused Artemis out loud before walking away, leaving Wally to gape in her room.
A/N: Wrote this for the amazing author of "The Next Great Adventure" and other great fanfiction, Satellites on Parade on Tumblr (or, technically, "tumboner"). I decided to post this here despite the horribleness. Let me know what you think!
Also, please check out my other Young Justice fanfictions: "Five Times Robin's Acting Skills Were Amazing" and "Endgame."
Don't check out my Young Justice and Avengers crossover fanfiction: "To Mount Justice." To cracky for words and I kinda have writers' block on it. :/