My Dollie
parody of "My Bonnie" by DJ Oetzi
New lyrics by PC
My dollie was stolen by a bully.
My dollie was stolen by a thief.
My dollie was snatched by a moron.
He won't give back my dollie to me.
Give back, give back, oh, give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
The jerk pushed me down in a mudhole.
The jerk then ran off with my toy.
The jerk doesn't know of my mission...
My mission...to seek and destroy!
Give back, give back, oh give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
It's time to kick some jerk buttox.
It's time that my toy be avenged.
It's time for mortal kombat.
It's time to taste my revenge.
Give back, give back, oh give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
I finally stood up to the jerkwad.
I finally stood up to the thief.
I kicked him in the shins and then ran,
and restored my dollie to me.
Got back, got back, I got back my dollie from the bully.
Fought back, fought back, I fought back and saved my dollie.
parody of "My Bonnie" by DJ Oetzi
New lyrics by PC
My dollie was stolen by a bully.
My dollie was stolen by a thief.
My dollie was snatched by a moron.
He won't give back my dollie to me.
Give back, give back, oh, give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
The jerk pushed me down in a mudhole.
The jerk then ran off with my toy.
The jerk doesn't know of my mission...
My mission...to seek and destroy!
Give back, give back, oh give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
It's time to kick some jerk buttox.
It's time that my toy be avenged.
It's time for mortal kombat.
It's time to taste my revenge.
Give back, give back, oh give back my dollie to me, to me. (x2)
I finally stood up to the jerkwad.
I finally stood up to the thief.
I kicked him in the shins and then ran,
and restored my dollie to me.
Got back, got back, I got back my dollie from the bully.
Fought back, fought back, I fought back and saved my dollie.