GaiLee-Life as...PARENTS?

Chapter 1

"Ohhh, do ya know whatcha got into? Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do? 'Cuz it's about to get rough for you. I'm here For Your Entertainment!"

The young girl sang her favourite song, which, everyone was getting annoyed of. Well, almost everyone.

"Geez, sis. Are you getting tiyered of that song yet?" Asked her twim brother, Gomi. She shook her head and kept singing. Gomi yelled.

"MOOOMMMMM! LENA WON'T SHUDDUP WITH HER STUPID GAY BOY SONG!"

"Hey! It's a good song! And, yes, the singer is gay! But he is totally my idol!OMG HE IS SOOOOO DREAMY!" shrieked Lena,the only girl in her family. Gomi sighed while Lee walked in the room.

"Gomi, she is just singing. Let , I like that song." giggled Lee while he did a pirouette.

"But Moooooommmmmmm..." Gomi whinned. Then her suddenly heard his father's booming voice.

"NO BUT'S, GOMI!"

Lena laughed at her younger twin, then continued singing to the song playing from the speakers on her laptop.

"If I had you, Life would be a party, It'd be Ecstasy. If I had you..."

"AH!She said a bad wooooorrrrrrdddddddd!MOOOOOMMMMMM!"

"Oh, for the love of all things orange, what did i do this time, Gomi?" then a figure shaddowed behind her, chuckling.

"Oh, Gomi. Ecstasy isn't a bad word. I think it's just another word for don't ask me, ask Mum or Dad. They would know the meaning of the word."

"No need. You got it Icho...Again..." sighed Lee, laughing at himself.

"Right. I forgot that you read the stupido dick-tionario for boys and all that kind of crap..." giggled Lena, as Gai walked in the room.

"Hey, young lady. Watch what you say.ALTHOUGH you make fun of every word that we say that sounds similar to as 'I'm coming to pick you up after school'" Then the young kunoichi exploded in a wild roar of laughter.

"Gai-Seme, knock it off. Don't use such language around the kids."

"But I didn't say anything bad. It's her who is thinking just plain dirty"

"Yeah, mmhmmm. And we all know that she isn't the only one" Lee said, gazzing downwards of Gai's body. Then he walked out of the room, muttering. Once Lena stopped laughing, she yelled at her father.

"BUSTED, DADDIO!" laughed Lena , hysterically. Lee chuckled at his daughter, then walked towards the bedroom that he and Gai shared.

"Mom, are you gonna help father with his 'hard' problem?" Lena whispered inside of her mother's head. Lee slightly nodded and continued walking.

"Hey, Icho! What's the meaning of life?" Gomi asked his older brother. Icho shrugged.

"49?"

"No! It's to keep the POWER OF YOUTH ALIVE!" exclaimed Lena, trying to immitate their father.

...A/N : ...i dunno i tried!