AN: Special apples (geddit, coz it's Death Note) to ma awesome buddeh Inuzuka-Katana for helping meh create dis idea! Ur awesome, man!
Lyke, haiii, evry1! Mai naem is Night Ne'ar Albi'nism River Lee! I haev short curly white hair, liek a sheep, lol, with blu streaks and grey tips andblack eyes like a starless night sky. A lot of people say I loko like a cross between L and a shepe! And if u don't know hoo they are, get da hell outta here! I'm not related to Amy Lee but I wish I was coz she's a major fuckin hottie! I'm actually a vampire, but mai teeth r straight and white. My skin is pale white coz I'm agrophobic, and am also a prodigy. I go to a skool called Wammy's House in England where I am in first place (I'm 17). I'm goffick (its ttly obvious!) and wear mostly black (and white in summer coz otherwise I get bruned). I luv, luv, LUV Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from dere. (Online, ov cours, coz it's not in England) Lyke today, I woz waering a blac corset ith white-and-red lace, and a blak lether miniskirt wid white fishnetz and blak combat bootz. (Itz not crossdresing su STFU prepz!) I wore black lipstick, wite foundation, blak eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking in da courtyard in Wammy's. Ther woz no sun bcuz it was raining and snoing, lye it does in England so STFU, so I was happy. Sum prepz stared at me, so I put my middle finger up at dem. "Why r u wering a skirt?" One asked. "Fuk u!" I yelled bak.
"Hey Night!" shouted a voice. It was... Murder! (He was Mello but den he converted to Satanizm and changed his naem! So dere prepz!)
"Wat'z up Murder?" I asked.
"Nothin." he said shyly.
But den, my friends called, su I had to leave.
AN: How is it? Is it good? Please, tell me your thoughts. =)