Okay, so Oda said a while back that if the Strawhats lived in the real world, Luffy would be from Brazil, Nami from Sweden, Franky from America, etc. So this is a real world College AU. Get the picture?
I don't own One Piece.
10:00 in the morning…
On break…
I'm not going to get up until 11:00….
Franky's dream was interrupted by a liter of cold cherry cola to the face.
He got up.
"THE HELL YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING?"
"I didn't pay the water bill, so it was the only choice!"
"If you can't pay the water bill then get out of this apartment and use the dorms!"
"But they don't let you cook anything but popcorn and I can't afford to eat out all the time!"
"THEN LIVE ON POPCORN, IDIOT!"
Luffy laughed.
"Oi, Franky! Want to watch some football?"
"I don't like football. I told you yesterday."
"Yeah, you do!"
"No, I don't!"
Zoro walked in.
"Is this a China's Express or the lecture room?"
"Hey, Zoro. This is an apartment."
"Huh? Luffy? You work at China's Express now? Can I have some orange chicken?"
"It's spring break. Hey, Zoro. Franky here just said he doesn't like football."
"Luffy, when he hears the word 'football' he thinks you mean the American kind. Americans call football soccer."
"Really? If I want to talk about American football I'll obviously call it American Football. Duh. You're so stupid, Franky! Shishishishi!"
"YOU'RE THE IDIOT, LUFFY."
"HEY! Do you call the person who learned to speak English in a month stupid?"
"I call the person who can't pay the water bills stupid."
"I'm getting a degree in Social Sciences! I'm smart enough!"
"The teacher said you were at the bottom of the class!"
"She did! But I studied!"
"You studied a phone book…."
"WHAT?"
"Anyways, what do I care? Soccer is soccer."
"No it isn't."
He turned to Zoro.
"Help?"
"Football."
Franky slumped and went back to sleep.
Yes. That's all.