To Spy On The Spy
I own none of the Harry Potter characters, excepting Snape, as we are married. :)
"Ron! What're you doing in that tree?"
"Quiet! Look over there. It's Hermione!"
"I'm not certain what the problem is."
"How can you not? You have eyes, don't you?"
"Of course I do!"
"Well use them! Don't you see them, over there?"
"Yes, I see them. What about it?"
"They're snogging. Snogging Harry, like there's no tomorrow!"
"So? I'm glad Hermione's finally found someone other than a book to love."
"Harry, don't you see who that is?"
"...No. I can't tell from this angle."
"It's Snape, Harry, Snape. Hermione is snogging a teacher; not just any teacher either. Snape!
"Oh."