Hey! This is the bigger story to my Naruto Tester Fic. Mainly SasukexOc and later on GaaraxOc. And hey this time it was actually reviewed by a Beta Reader! LostxandxLonely; thank you so much!
Kohana yawned as she headed into the kitchen easily dodging the 'surprise' attack that Konohamaru had prepared for her either earlier that morning or late last night. When he himself lunged at her she simply slid to the side making her baby brother crash head first into the wall.
"HOW DO YOU DO THAT EVERYTIME!" he yelled rubbing his sore head as he glared at his older sister. He was going to get her one of these days.
Kohana crossed her eyes at the question before turning to see her grandfather smirking over his morning cup of coffee. She raised an eyebrow at him suspiciously; she knew that smirk all to well. He was defiantly up to something.
"Morning Papa." She greeted grabbing an apple off the counter as Konohamaru dug into a plate of pancakes, "Is that decaf?"
He ignored her question and went right into his greeting, "Good morning Hana." He said using her old nickname, "Are you leaving now?"
She nodded knowing he wasn't going to answer her earlier question. The old man really didn't care about his health. It was kind of annoying, "I have to meet Ino at the flower shop before class." She frowned a little, "I hope she's ready. I really don't want to wait an hour again for her to put her face on."
Her grandfather smiled before putting on his hat, "Don't kill your teammates dear." He advised with the same smirk before quickly heading out the door.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?" she yelled after him making Konohamaru snicker in amusement before she turned on him with a death glare instantly shutting him up.
"I'm leaving." She announced just as Ebisu walked in looking tired, "Be good for four eyes squirt."
Konohamaru smiled at Kohana. He knew his sister really loved him even though she called him a squirt and a pain. He gave her thumbs up, "Good luck sis. Tell boss I said hi!"
She nodded before heading out the door munching on her apple slowly until she came upon the Yamanka flower shop. Fortunately for her Ino was ready and waiting for her to show up. So they walked a little slower then usual just talking.
Actual Ino was the one who talked the most out of the two. She went on about local gossip, clothes, boys, Haruno, Uchiha, clothes, Uchiha. If you haven't figured it out clothes and Uchiha are her favorite topics. So it's kind of pointless to say that she tuned her out while she mindlessly played with the yin symbol necklace her father had given her on her sister's and her own third birthday.
She was back on her favorite topic of Uchiha for the third time when Kohana finally interrupted her blabbering.
"I don't get why your so into him Ino." she said annoyed that 97% of the Konoha young girl population had a serious crush on Uchiha Sasuke. The three percent that didn't was actually Hinata who Kohana swore she'd get with Naruto if it's the last thing I do, Tenten who wouldn't admit that she actually liked Hyguua Neji even though it was obvious, and last but not least Sarutobi Kohana who just had better things to do then drool over an emo wannabe, "He's obviously gay."
She gasped looking as if she had just been slapped across the face then witnessed the brutal murder of her puppy.
"Kohana how can you even say that about Sasuke-kun?!" she asked in either awe or sickness. Maybe it was a little bit of both.
She tapped the side of her head, "Hello built in gay-dar. I knew Lee was gay."
Ino frowned a little, "Lee likes Haruno."
Kohana nodded, "I know he's gay."
It took her a second to get what Kohana was implying but when she did she started laughing. They had just entered the Academy when Kohana turned to her with the same smirk that had been on her grandfather's face earlier.
"Ten bucks says Uchiha's gay."
Ino smirked at her cousin's bet, "You're on Cuz."
With their bet made they headed in to the class where they were met with a big surprise. Kohana's best friend was crouching on the desk kissing Uchiha Sasuke. It wouldn't have been so bad if her bf was a girl, but he wasn't.
He was Uzumaki Naruto.
For a split second Kohana, Sakura, and Ino all had perfectly identical looks of shock on their faces before Kohana started laughing.
"OH MY GOD!" she laughed tears coming to her eyes, "I KNEW THE GREAT UCHIHA WAS GAY! PAY UP INO!"
Both jerked away to see a very stunned Ino and Sakura and a smirking Kohana. Sasuke hated the look in Kohana's hazel green eyes. They were filled with amusement and had a promise of torture all at his expense.
"Gawd Naru-kun if you're going to come out of the closet like this you don't have to lower yourself," She joked patting her friends back as she moved to his side. "You deserve a lot better then Uchiha."
Sasuke glared at her, but as normal she ignored him.
"Not funny Hana-chan." Naruto growled more then a little embarrassed by the whole thing. And what made matters worse was that his best friend had witnessed it.
"Yeah." Sakura agreed with Naruto for the first time in her life, "Don't pick on Sasuke-kun Kohana!"
Kohana turned her attention to the pinkette in her seat. Her two hazel green eyes narrowed giving them a feline look, "You're in my seat Haruno," She informed quietly sending chills down the other girl's spine.
Sakura squeaked before jumping up to the other side of Sasuke allowing Kohana her seat next to Naruto which unfortunately in her case was also next to Sasuke.
Their table was silent for a little bit before none other then Kohana broke the silence.
"So Naru-kun will you give me advice on kissing?"
"HANA-CHAN!" he yelled slamming his head into the desk, "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Kohana laughed again, "It so is!" she pinched his cheeks like he was a little kid, "The look on your face was priceless!"
He flushed a little before laying his head on his desk glumly. Kohana just rolled her eyes in amusement and annoyance. Sometimes Naruto could be more emotionally tiring then any teenage girl could ever be, but she loved the knucklehead for some odd reason just like her brother looked up to him.
"Everyone quite down now," Iruka ordered when he entered the room instantly making everyone shut open for once. He looked a little smug at the fact until Kohana yelled.
"THEY ALL SHUT-UP SO YOU'D GIVE US OUR TEAMS! DON'T GET FULL OF YOURSELF IRUKA!"
"Kohana," he growled glaring at the strawberry blonde who was smirking in amusement.
"I'm done, swear!" she promised with a little grin as she began playing with a strand of her hair as she leaned on her elbow tuning the rest of Iruka's speech out. All she heard for a while was blah, blah, blah, three man cells, blah, blah, blah, one four man cell, blah, blah, blah.
She only perked up when she heard Team 7's names being read of.
"Haruno Sakura, Sarutobi Kohana…"
Sakura's pale face turned a sickly green color while Kohana's whole positive out look on the day and on her life took a drastically downfall.
"Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto."
Sakura didn't know how to react really. She should be happy that she was with the man of her dreams, but then she was with Naruto of all people and Kohana, the girl who scared the living crap out of her without saying a word.
Of course Naruto was feeling the same way only a little different. He was happy that Kohana was on the same team as him; it would make it easier to keep an eye on her. He was ecstatic that Sakura was on his team too but UCHIHA!
Kohana wasn't too thrilled either but she wasn't as practiced at keeping quiet. Suddenly her grandfather's advice from this morning came back to haunt her.
"I DEMAND A RECOUNT IRUKA-SENSEI!" she yelled jumping up slamming her hands flat on the desk making everyone look at her, "OR WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET ME OFF OF THAT TEAM OR TO GET RID OF UCHIHA."
Iruka sighed rubbing his forehead. Ever since he saw the teams list he had been preparing himself for the worst, "Kohana the teams were especially chosen by the Third Lord himself."
"I agree with Hana-chan." Naruto said standing by his still fuming friend, "We don't need him on our team!"
Iruka frowned at the two, "Idiots, the idea is to balance your different strengths. That's why you all ended up together."
"Yeah." Kohana agreed sarcastically, "Haruno's Uchiha Complex can scare the toughest badass ninja."
Sakura glared at her but remained silent.
"Whatever." Sasuke said not looking at the two, "Just don't drag me down… losers."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU EMO WANNABE FREAK!!??" Kohana screamed lunging at the boy only to be restrained by Naruto himself who knew things could get bad, "I'M GONNA REARRANGE YOUR TEETH!"
Sasuke of course remained unmoving and unaffected by Kohana's threat.
Iruka watched the four new teammates exchange death glares and threats before deciding, 'Aww they'll work it out.'
Later on Top of Bulding with Kakashi
Kohana leaned against Naruto as she watched the clouds pass above her in the baby blue sky. The wind blew a little playing with her ponytail and the little pieces of bangs that framed her face. It was these kinds of days she just liked to hang out with Shikamaru and watch the clouds go by and nap in one of the fields.
It would be perfect if Haruno and Uchiha weren't there. But hey life ain't perfect right?
"Now to get to know each other better I'd like each one of you to tell us a little bit about yourself." Hatake Kakashi said leaning against the railing on the roof of the building.
"Like what?" Sakura asked clueless resting her arms on her knees as they were drawn to her chest.
"Dreams, ambitions, hobbies, things like that." The Jonin elaborated.
Kohana played with her hair again wishing she had some gum, "Help us out here Sensei." Naruto said with a frown, "You go first."
Kohana perked up a little; she was interested in knowing a little more about her teacher.
"My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't feel like talking about his likes and dislikes. My dreams for the future are none of your business. But I have a lot of hobbies but you don't really need to know about them!" the Jonin said with a smirk; well Kohana thought that he was smirking. She couldn't tell because of the damn mask that covered his face.
Kohana had to smirk though at her teacher, 'I'm gonna like him.' She thought keeping her relaxed pose against her best friend.
She tuned Naruto's talk out being as she already knew his hobbies, ambitions, and dreams. Though for some reason she couldn't tune out Sasuke's voice as he spoke.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are plenty of things I hate but I don't see that it matters considering there is almost nothing I do like." She rolled her eyes at his egotistical answer, "It seems pointless to talk about 'Dreams' that's just a word."
Kohana glared at him but he either didn't notice or ignored her and kept going, "But I do have determination. I plan to restore my clan."
Kohana noticed Sakura's eyes light up and her cheeks flush pink, 'Oh brother this is gonna kill me.'
"And then there's someone I have sworn to kill."
Everyone remained silent after Sasuke's little announcement. Kakashi looked like he was expecting something along those lines. Sakura looked awed and amazed as if he'd already done it. And Naruto looked a little worried. Kohana thought he'd start sleeping with a kunai under his pillow from now on.
Kohana's reaction wasn't so quite though, "COME ON PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE WANNABE EMO!" she screamed throwing her hands up, "OMG I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE SLIT HIS WRIST AND THOSE BANDAGES ARE THERE TO COVER THEM UP!"
Kakashi tilted his head a little looking carefully at the Third Lord's youngest granddaughter. She defiantly got her mother's temper. That thought almost made him shutter.
"Next the quiet young lady." He said turning to the pinkette who was still looking at Sasuke in wonder.
"My name is Haruno Sakura and my favorite thing is… well it's actually a boy and his name is…"
"Eww, eww." Kohana said sitting up straight pretending to look excited, "Let me guess!" she placed two fingers to the sides of her head and closed her eyes as if concentrating, "Uchiha Sasuke."
Sakura frowned at her, "Ew these kids are ugly." Kohana said in disgust before leaning back against Naruto who was trying not to laugh.
Sakura ignored her and went on as if she hadn't been irrupted, "I hate NARUTO!!!"
"Screw you bitch!" Kohana shouted, hugging Naruto who turned tomato red at the action.
"My hobbies are..."
"Stalking Sasuke." Kohana said twisting a piece of her hair around a finger. "And my goal is…" the pink haired girl blushed crimson red trying to hold
her giggles in.
"To butt rape Sasuke." Kohana said almost as if she were filling in the blanks. "What?" she asked innocently when Sasuke and Sakura started giving her a death glare.
It took all of Kakashi's self control not to laugh. He was defiantly going to get along with Kohana. She had spunk and didn't care what people thought of her thinking.
"Last but not least the not so quiet lady."
Kohana smirked, "My name is Sarutobi Kohana. My favorite things are being with my friends, learning new medic techniques, teasing my little brother, and screwing up people's day COUGH-UCHIHA-COUGH. I hate being referred to as Honorable Granddaughter, fan girls, Haruno, and clowns." She shuddered a
little making Naruto pat her back with a look of understanding.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow in question.
"My dream is to take over as head Medic for Konohagakure like my mom was." She continued though her voice was soft and her hazel green eyes had taken on a far off look, "I also want to make my parents proud of me."
Underneath his mask Kakashi was smiling at his friends' daughter, 'They'd both be very proud of you Kohana.' He thought but instead said, "Our formal training begins tomorrow. Our first project just involves the members of our cell. Survival exercises."
Sakura frowned, "But our school days were filled with survival training." She explained, "Why is that considered a mission?"
Kakashi was quite for a minute as if he were actually considering the question, "Because I said so!"
Kohana laughed a little. Oh yeah she was going to get along with her teacher. She'd have to thank her grandfather after she was finished giving him the cold treatment for a couple of days.
"These are the details of your mission assignment." He said handing them pieces of paper, "memorize them and a little bit of advice don't eat breakfast tomorrow." With that said he disappeared leaving the four kids alone on the roof.
"Well I'm going home." Kohana announced standing up stretching her arms over her head, "or do you want to get ramen Naru-" She didn't even finish the question Naruto instantly jumped up and began dragging her to the noodle bar.
Sasuke watched them off for a second before turning home himself. Kohana was different from the other girls. She wasn't afraid to speak her mind around
him and tell him to shut his face.
'This could be interesting.' He thought with a little smirk.
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