Eeveesama: before we do this....play story crap thing......we have to do the- *Zim runs by with a high pitched scream. Dib knocks him out* ....................we must do the disclaimer *Gir squeaks*
Sora: what was that?
Gir: I DON'T know! ^-^
Eeveesama: I don't own anyone from .hack//SIGN (wish I had sora though*looks at her friend Jisu*)
Sora: *disgusted look*
Eeveesama: and I don't own anyone from Invader Zim.
Gir: why?! WHY!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!? *sobbing*
Tsukasa: O.o;;;;; so dramatic
Eeveesama: Because I didn't create joo!
Gir: *stops sobbing* ........oh. OH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Eeveesama: the almighty lord Jhonen did! MOOHAHAHAHUHUHAHUHAHUQUACK!!! O.O;;;
Ginkan: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; the hell?
Eeveesama: dun ask! the caffeine(soda) and ice cream I had for breakfast is kicking in. hmmm....I think I should twist things up.....by adding the Dragon Knights in here!
Thatz: WHAT!?
Rath: ARE THERE DEMON!?
Rune: RATH!!!! NO DEMONS!!!!
Eeveesama: yes. yes there are demons! just for Rath!
Rath: I'm in!
Eeveesama: and food for Thatz!
Thatz: !!! O.O I'M SO IN!!!
Rune: *sweatdrop* I'll go too, since Eeveesama wanted us in this....thing.
Eeveesama: oh yeah!!!! I dun own anyone from Dragon nights either! I don't even own the titles.
Nadil: that's for sure
Eeveesama: shut up! you're co-starring my next story thing!*insert maniacal laughter here*
Nadil: O.O;;;; I am?
Eeveesama: yep! retitled"Dragons in Wonderland"!!! based on a play I wrote and acted in in theatre arts!
Shydeman: you're doomed, man. I saw the script.
Nadil: I'm WHAT?!
Eeveesama: O.O;;;;; ON TO THE PLAY STORY CRAP THING!!!! ^-^;;;;;
Nadil: WHAT?! WAIT!!!
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openning theme for .hack//SIGN[my version of Obsesson...no part of the lyrics were changed, things to the "music video" were added though!=^-^=]:
*the staticy tv thing shows the word".HACK" in it then it changes to that one lady dancing but this time she's not dancing alone for Gir is dancing with her. screen flashes to the kid logging into the world, the bottom of the mouse has the Dragon Knight symbol [y'know...that dragon crest thing found on all the fancy clothing that Lord Lykouleon wears]. then the screen flashes back to the lady and Gir dancing then they jump off, do a flip and fall.*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How com I must know
the direction of relieving?"
*then it shows Subaru with Rune in the background using his elfin magic, then it fades to Tsukasa with Dib in the background playing with a remote conrtol thingy, then it turns to Mimiru with Rath in the background killing a demon, then it fades to Bear with Zim in the background being attacked by a waffle, then it changes to BT with Thatz in the background openning a treasure chest.*
"Deep in the night (far off the light)
Missing my headache (missing my headache)
Visions of light (sweeter delight)
Kissin' my loveache (kissing my loveache)"
*then baby aura is shown not quitely developed yet, then showing her move with the dress fading in onto her and that junk, yeah. then it shows BT doing that chopping thing with Tsukasa in the background and even further back you see Thatz waving. Then it changes to Mimiru doing the chopping thing with Tsukasa in the Background and even further back you see Rath waving. then it shows Bear doing the chopping thing with Tsukasa in the background and even further back you see Zim still being attacked by the waffle. Then it changes to Subaru standing and doing the chopping thing but instead of showing the person who plays the character Tsukasa, it shows Rune openning his eyes, then the screen does a quick flash of Dib with his jacket flowing in the wind with Sora, Crim, and Ginkan with him.*
"Deep in the night (far off the light)
Missing my headache (missing my headache)
Visions of light (sweeter delight)
Kissin' my loveache (kissing my loveache)"
*Then the screen changes to Bt falling and her clothing is deteriorating with Thatz and his dragon Earth both in armor in the background. Then it turns to Bear falling with his clothes deteriorating with Zim [this time not being attacked by the waffle] standing wearing armor in the background. Then it turns to Mimiru falling with her clothing deteriorating with Rath and his dragon Fire both in armor in the background. Then it turns to Subaru falling with Rune and his dragon Water both in armor in the background.*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How come i must know
where the passion hides it's feeling"
*then it turns to Tsukasa fighting his guardian [an evil grinning Nadil is in the background] then falling with his clothing deteriorating with Dib standing in armor in the background. Then the dancing lady and Gir [Gir is now in armor] fall through the deteriorating Tsukasa and fall through water-like stuff and the screen turns "upside-down" showing the dancing lady and Gir floating while facing the still sleeping but floating Aura in the sky of the real world [not the show you speds.....I hate that show, I mean the real world as in our world, not the game world or the show "real world"]*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How come I must know
the direction of relieving?"
*then the title of the "episode" appears (this one would be more like um......something)*
"THE PLAY STORY CRAP THING"
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HARDY HAR HAR!!!! dude....I just threw Rune, Rath, Thatz, Dib, Gir, and Zim somewhere in there....I'd like to see the openning like THIS.can't wait for the closing theme... how aboot joo? [eetz teyr cinahjyin ahksint!][translation: it's the canadian accent!] oh god I'm messed up.....must eat pez with pop rocks and drink caffeine(soda) with it! the result is a little freaky but all-in-all you can make some pretty cool attacks for cartoons or comics! ^ - ~ (word of advice before you rot your brain out thinking: ask Lord Jhonen what I mean if you never read the director's cut of "Squee")
Sora: what was that?
Gir: I DON'T know! ^-^
Eeveesama: I don't own anyone from .hack//SIGN (wish I had sora though*looks at her friend Jisu*)
Sora: *disgusted look*
Eeveesama: and I don't own anyone from Invader Zim.
Gir: why?! WHY!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!? *sobbing*
Tsukasa: O.o;;;;; so dramatic
Eeveesama: Because I didn't create joo!
Gir: *stops sobbing* ........oh. OH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Eeveesama: the almighty lord Jhonen did! MOOHAHAHAHUHUHAHUHAHUQUACK!!! O.O;;;
Ginkan: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; the hell?
Eeveesama: dun ask! the caffeine(soda) and ice cream I had for breakfast is kicking in. hmmm....I think I should twist things up.....by adding the Dragon Knights in here!
Thatz: WHAT!?
Rath: ARE THERE DEMON!?
Rune: RATH!!!! NO DEMONS!!!!
Eeveesama: yes. yes there are demons! just for Rath!
Rath: I'm in!
Eeveesama: and food for Thatz!
Thatz: !!! O.O I'M SO IN!!!
Rune: *sweatdrop* I'll go too, since Eeveesama wanted us in this....thing.
Eeveesama: oh yeah!!!! I dun own anyone from Dragon nights either! I don't even own the titles.
Nadil: that's for sure
Eeveesama: shut up! you're co-starring my next story thing!*insert maniacal laughter here*
Nadil: O.O;;;; I am?
Eeveesama: yep! retitled"Dragons in Wonderland"!!! based on a play I wrote and acted in in theatre arts!
Shydeman: you're doomed, man. I saw the script.
Nadil: I'm WHAT?!
Eeveesama: O.O;;;;; ON TO THE PLAY STORY CRAP THING!!!! ^-^;;;;;
Nadil: WHAT?! WAIT!!!
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--------------THE PLAY STORY CRAP THING-----------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------by EEVEESAMA-----------------------------------------------------------------------
openning theme for .hack//SIGN[my version of Obsesson...no part of the lyrics were changed, things to the "music video" were added though!=^-^=]:
*the staticy tv thing shows the word".HACK" in it then it changes to that one lady dancing but this time she's not dancing alone for Gir is dancing with her. screen flashes to the kid logging into the world, the bottom of the mouse has the Dragon Knight symbol [y'know...that dragon crest thing found on all the fancy clothing that Lord Lykouleon wears]. then the screen flashes back to the lady and Gir dancing then they jump off, do a flip and fall.*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How com I must know
the direction of relieving?"
*then it shows Subaru with Rune in the background using his elfin magic, then it fades to Tsukasa with Dib in the background playing with a remote conrtol thingy, then it turns to Mimiru with Rath in the background killing a demon, then it fades to Bear with Zim in the background being attacked by a waffle, then it changes to BT with Thatz in the background openning a treasure chest.*
"Deep in the night (far off the light)
Missing my headache (missing my headache)
Visions of light (sweeter delight)
Kissin' my loveache (kissing my loveache)"
*then baby aura is shown not quitely developed yet, then showing her move with the dress fading in onto her and that junk, yeah. then it shows BT doing that chopping thing with Tsukasa in the background and even further back you see Thatz waving. Then it changes to Mimiru doing the chopping thing with Tsukasa in the Background and even further back you see Rath waving. then it shows Bear doing the chopping thing with Tsukasa in the background and even further back you see Zim still being attacked by the waffle. Then it changes to Subaru standing and doing the chopping thing but instead of showing the person who plays the character Tsukasa, it shows Rune openning his eyes, then the screen does a quick flash of Dib with his jacket flowing in the wind with Sora, Crim, and Ginkan with him.*
"Deep in the night (far off the light)
Missing my headache (missing my headache)
Visions of light (sweeter delight)
Kissin' my loveache (kissing my loveache)"
*Then the screen changes to Bt falling and her clothing is deteriorating with Thatz and his dragon Earth both in armor in the background. Then it turns to Bear falling with his clothes deteriorating with Zim [this time not being attacked by the waffle] standing wearing armor in the background. Then it turns to Mimiru falling with her clothing deteriorating with Rath and his dragon Fire both in armor in the background. Then it turns to Subaru falling with Rune and his dragon Water both in armor in the background.*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How come i must know
where the passion hides it's feeling"
*then it turns to Tsukasa fighting his guardian [an evil grinning Nadil is in the background] then falling with his clothing deteriorating with Dib standing in armor in the background. Then the dancing lady and Gir [Gir is now in armor] fall through the deteriorating Tsukasa and fall through water-like stuff and the screen turns "upside-down" showing the dancing lady and Gir floating while facing the still sleeping but floating Aura in the sky of the real world [not the show you speds.....I hate that show, I mean the real world as in our world, not the game world or the show "real world"]*
"How come I must know
where obsession needs to go?
How come I must know
the direction of relieving?"
*then the title of the "episode" appears (this one would be more like um......something)*
"THE PLAY STORY CRAP THING"
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HARDY HAR HAR!!!! dude....I just threw Rune, Rath, Thatz, Dib, Gir, and Zim somewhere in there....I'd like to see the openning like THIS.can't wait for the closing theme... how aboot joo? [eetz teyr cinahjyin ahksint!][translation: it's the canadian accent!] oh god I'm messed up.....must eat pez with pop rocks and drink caffeine(soda) with it! the result is a little freaky but all-in-all you can make some pretty cool attacks for cartoons or comics! ^ - ~ (word of advice before you rot your brain out thinking: ask Lord Jhonen what I mean if you never read the director's cut of "Squee")