Hello, everyone! I have just discovered Team Fortress 2, and I am HOOKED! I love it so much! My favorite, though, has to be...

MEDIC! What? German guys are hot. Don't judge.

I woke up on a cold etal bed, looking up at the gray ceiling. I reached up and felt my head. I felt multiple stitches line the back of my head. I sat up in the bed and looked around. I was in what looked to be an infirmary. The smallest one I had ever seen. I set my bare foot on the floor and felt something soft. I looked down, and to my surprise, a dive sat there. Being the animal lover that I am, I picked it up and rubbed its soft fluffy down on my cheek. "Hey little guy." I cooed-No pun intended-softly.

"Ah! There you are, Archimedes!" A German voice said. I turned in surprise and saw the doctor. Only this doctor didn't jave gloves. He prefered the blood all over his hands thing. He adjusted his round glasses and walked to me. "It is a pleasure to meet you. You can call me Mr. Medic." I smiled politely. He reached out his hand to shake and I paused. Instead, I shook his pinky.

"What is your name, girl?" He asked me.

"S-Skyla. Skyla Herschel."

Medic had a whimsical smile on his face. "A beautiful name indeed."

"I'm sorry. How did I get here, again?" I asked. Medic looked up at the ceiling to remember.

"Ah, let's see, you were running away form the carnage of our battle. A bomb went off, and you passed out. Engineer found you."

I gawked. "I don't remember any of this happening, Mr. Medic."

Suddenly, the door swung open, and a tall skinny guy with a baseball cap strode in with a swagger. "What's up, doc?" He laughed. His eyes traveled to me and he gave me a peverted little grin. Dear, God. "Well. hello, there, girly." He said. I rolled my eyes.

"Mama called me Skyla." I reminded him. He giggled and stroked my honey blonde hair. "While you're here, you can be called whatever you want."

I was sick of this bimbo.

I grabbed his arm and flipped him over my shoulder. He fell on his back with a thud and an oof!

"What the-?"

I turned to Medic, his eyes wide with surprise. "Where the hell am I, Medic?" I demanded.

"If we tell ya," Mr. Pervy said. "Do you promise to show me how you did that?"

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! There will be more soon, so stay tuned!