Meaningless Drabble
DISCLAIMER: It's not mine. The only thing I own is a Byakuya keychain. I didn't even come up with the title… someone greater then me did centuries ago, I just borrowed it and changed the location.
Summary: Aren't you wondering what happened with the other captains stuck in Hueco Mundo?!? We haven't seen them in a very long time… This is just a stupid drabble I came up with while talking to a friend about this. Hope you enjoy. SPOILERS for 351.
Something's rotten in Hueco Mundo
The battle between Ichigo, if that thing could still be called that, and Ulquiorra was raging under the stunned gaze of Orihime and Ishida. Meanwhile, somewhere else in Las Noches Rukia, Renji and Sado were facing Yammy. It seemed like everyone was fighting for his life… wait, everyone? Let's take a look at what was happening in yet another wing of Las Noches…
Byakuya Kuchiki, captain of the 6th squad, was looking intently at the sky. One would think he was trying to locate the battle or to look for a way out of Hueco Mundo, but he was not. He was actually restraining himself from killing his fellow captains. Behind him were in fact Unohana Retsu, Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Zaraki Kenpachi and Yachiru Kusajishi. They all seemed to have forgotten their mission. Captain Unohana was sleeping and snoring rather loudly while Mayuri was playing with Zayelaporro's Chemistry set, he was really enjoying himself creating little explosions. Kenpachi was running in a circle around them and Yachiru, as usual on his back, was screaming 'Run horsy, run Horsy!"
And that's how Byakuya found himself yelling towards the sky, where his creator probably was, saying "Why did you leave me here with these nutcases! I WANNA FIGHT!" Then he started crying.