B & B
I.
Kim Possible stormed through the halls of Middleton High, almost hoping someone would try to stop her. "That bitch! Just because I told Ron we needed to step back for a little bit and adjust does not mean he's fair game for any blond bimbo who wants to take a shot. Ron is mine!"
"Awww, is the loser mad?" Bonnie spoke from behind Kim, "What's the matter, K', lose your boy toy?"
Kim whirled to confront her nemesis. "I did not lose Ron, Bonnie, and he is not my 'boy toy'."
"Not since he dropped you at the fair."
"Ron did not drop me." Kim gritted, her fists clenching, "We just..."
"Uh huh, right Kimmie, and I suppose that was a clone destroying the hot dog stand shouting," Bonnie used her infamous air quotes,"Nobody dumps Kim Possible."
Her face blazing in a mixture of embarrassment and fury, Kim began, "Look, Bon-bon, it was a moodulater chip, all right? I wasn't responsible for my..."
"A...modulater chip? Sure Kimmie." Bonnie interrupted, grinning maliciously, "I suppose one of those weirdos you hang around with gave it to you?"
"They're villains, Bonnie, and I don't 'hang around' with them, I fight them."
"Oh," Bonnie glanced at her posse, "and I suppose one of those villains decided to play rough and make you hot for Stoppable's bod, huh?"
"No, I mean, it wasn't a villain, it was..."
"So it wasn't a villain? Just something you picked up at Smarty Mart, I guess."
"He was a researcher, and I got the chip when I was fighting..."
"Fighting off all those other losers who wanted to put one on the boy of their dreams? C'mon, Kimmie, just admit you're hot for the loser. Even if he does have a weird body."
"I did not...You...his body isn't weird."
"And you'd know, right?"
"YES!"
"But you haven't got the hots for him? Right, tell it to the loser."
"I do not have the hots for Ron." Kim gritted.
"Is that why he dumped you?"
"He did not dump me!"
"So you do have the hots?"
"No...Yes.. I mean..." Kim stuttered in confusion.
Bonnie turned to her posse, "Let's go," she smirked, "it's obvious the loser can't take being dumped by another loser. It must be true."
Kim stood in frustration, finally blurting after the departing brunette, "What must be true?"
Glancing over her shoulder, Bonnie smiled wickedly, "Oh, you know K'. Big hands...big..." She and her posse walked away giggling and Bonnie sent a final shot, "I may have to check him out myself."
Kim stood dumbfounded, "Big hands... big...big what? What was she talking about?" Shaking herself, she turned and resumed her mission. She had more important things to worry about than Bon-bon. After all, she had a blond to confront.
II.
Students ducked and covered or ran if they could, when Kim halted at the sight of Ron's locker. Her eyes blazed as she watched the slim hand sooth Ron's cowlick. The blond head bent to nibble on HER best friends ear. She watched red eyed as the blond bimbo pulled back just enough for Kim to see the tongue flicking at Ron's ear lobe.
"FLANNER! WE NEED TO TALK!"