"HYUUUUNNNG!" Taemin shouted underneath one of the beds, trapped and helpless.
Onew's eyes widened and he shot out of bed.
"Taeminnie?!" Onew slipped into a split, trying to figure out where his voice was coming from. "AIGOOOOOOO!" He got back up with the help of a plush duckie, which he started falling on and using to help him walk.
"I'm coming!" He screamed, wondering where everyone else was. "Jonghyuuunnnn! Minhoooo! KEY!"
Where is everyone?! And why am I so darn clumsy?!
He slid belly-first on the hardwood floor, careening from room to room. He finally spotted Taemin, his legs moving underneath the bed.
"Ya! Gwenchana?!"
"Ne!" Taemin put his thumb up from underneath the bed, glad his SOS was finally answered.
"No worries!" Onew, seeing the mattress all tied up with string, threw the duckie at it. It lowered and crushed Taemin further.
"AHHHH, MIANHE!" He heard Taemin muffle an 'oomph' into a pillow.
"Not so fast!" Key stood in front of Onew's path.
"Key, get that contraption off of him!"
Key, in his diva stance, only side-swept his hair and went for the fridge. And that's when the blasphemy began. For the unknowing Onew, his dedication was about to be interrupted by his one true love….
KFC CHICKEN.
Hearts boomed into his eyes as he eyed the drumstick.
That was until Jonghyun pulled it out of Key's hand and did the unthinkable. He sunk his teeth into Onew's juicy, breaded meat.
Onew stood paralyzed.
Minho luckily came upon the scene soon enough to get Taemin out of the way. "MY BABY!" He held Taemin and proceeded to put a cold compress on him, not knowing what to do.
"JONGHYUN!" Onew flipped into ninja stance, no longer crippled by his past fall. He had to avenge his chicken brethren.
The concentration on his face was one only the band members knew: it was the signal that he would stop at nothing.
"Hyung," Jonghyun put his hands up, "Lemme explain."
Seeing him about to strike, Johnghyun dropped the chicken.
And almost as if everything were in slow motion and his legs were defying gravity, Onew caught the freefalling drumstick in his mouth.
"Don't worry, dongseng," he clapped a hand on Jonghyun's shoulder, "You didn't know."
Jonghyun fainted.
"WELL I KNOW WHO'S GETTING THE FLOOR TONIGHT!" Key screamed, clad in pink pjs.