Digimon doesn't belong to me.
Beware of pointlessness, confusing dialogue and in-character-ness. Miyaken just to make it a fair match.
***
"Diet coke tastes like piss."
"I know that."
"How can you drink that stuff?"
"It's without sugar."
"So?"
"I don't want to get fat!"
"You're just jealous because your boyfriend's thinner than you are!"
"He is so not! And that's not it either!"
"Oh yeah?! How much /do/ you weight?"
"This, Davis, is the number one question you never ask a girl."
"Are you saying I'm stupid?"
"Are you saying I'm fat?!"
"Well, you /are/ afraid of answering me, so..."
"I'm not fat! 60 kilo!"
"Hah! You /are/ fatter than him!"
"Keeeen!"
"Yolei isn't fat."
"She weights more than you, and you're even taller than her!"
"Gnome."
"I'm not little!"
"Girls have breasts."
"/Yolei/ doesn't."
"Hey!"
"On the other hand, muscles /do/ have a higher density than fat."
"Why, you..."
"Would you like to translate that?"
"That fat weights less."
"So... um....even though you're taller than her and weights less she might be fatter even though she has tits because you work out a lot and she doesn't?"
"That is one way to put it."
"Hah!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Shouldn't you know by now that I like you anyway?"
"...So what! HE'S STILL CALLING ME FAT!"
***
...which is why I love Daiyako more than should be legal.
"This, Davis, is the number one question you never ask a girl." Was Ken, btw.
Beware of pointlessness, confusing dialogue and in-character-ness. Miyaken just to make it a fair match.
***
"Diet coke tastes like piss."
"I know that."
"How can you drink that stuff?"
"It's without sugar."
"So?"
"I don't want to get fat!"
"You're just jealous because your boyfriend's thinner than you are!"
"He is so not! And that's not it either!"
"Oh yeah?! How much /do/ you weight?"
"This, Davis, is the number one question you never ask a girl."
"Are you saying I'm stupid?"
"Are you saying I'm fat?!"
"Well, you /are/ afraid of answering me, so..."
"I'm not fat! 60 kilo!"
"Hah! You /are/ fatter than him!"
"Keeeen!"
"Yolei isn't fat."
"She weights more than you, and you're even taller than her!"
"Gnome."
"I'm not little!"
"Girls have breasts."
"/Yolei/ doesn't."
"Hey!"
"On the other hand, muscles /do/ have a higher density than fat."
"Why, you..."
"Would you like to translate that?"
"That fat weights less."
"So... um....even though you're taller than her and weights less she might be fatter even though she has tits because you work out a lot and she doesn't?"
"That is one way to put it."
"Hah!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Shouldn't you know by now that I like you anyway?"
"...So what! HE'S STILL CALLING ME FAT!"
***
...which is why I love Daiyako more than should be legal.
"This, Davis, is the number one question you never ask a girl." Was Ken, btw.