The insanity takes place at the Tenchaki Boudai while the Z-warriors are meeting Shin. 2D walks up to them. "Hallo, did ya know that Rock'n'Roll is like space, right? It's infinite, innit, so you can be, like, whatever. And I am whatever. Whatever is my father and my muvver. And my nan. You just gotta let it out. Forever, and whatever, amen."
"He's worse than Kakarott!" Vegeta says in horror. "Shi'ne!" Vegeta blasts 2D. Russel and Noodle come over.
"Yo, what didja hafta go blast my man 2D for?" Russ asks. Noodle yells a bunch of stuff in Japanese, borrows ChiChi's frying pan and bashes Veggie on the head with it. The smoke clears around 2D and shows that he is unhurt and that he now has blonde hair and completely blue eyes. Everyone jaw-drops except for Russ who always seems to be calm and Noodle who is just plain weird. "2D my man, you've changed."
"Well, change is a constant, except from a vending machine." Murdoc (aka the really scary guy) walks up.
"Why didn't you tell me you could do that man??"
"Like, I just found out now man. Change is the one constant on a world of inconstants."
"Nevermind that, let's go take over the universe."
"I don't want to take over the universe, man. It's infinate, like rock and..."
"You have to listen to me because I own your soul. It's in your contract."
"Oh, yeah." A cursive 'M' appears on 2D's forehead. Babidi and Dabura appear.
"You stole my sign!"
"Blast him 2D." 2D blasts Babidi. "I am your new master, Dabura!" Dabura kneels before Murdoc.
"What is thy bidding, master?"
"I dunno, go cause mass destruction and chaos, I guess."
"Yes, my master." Murdoc laughs evilly. He air guitars and sings to some Satanic mantra. Everyone raises their eyebrows.
"I think I'll go cause chaos now..."
"No you won't, Dabura." Shin says. "We will stop you." Murdoc laughs some more.
"I have someone on my side more powerful than you all put together!!"
"No you don't. All of us are more powerful than 2D."
"I don't mean that twit. I have The Author under my control!!" Everyone gasps.
"You're lying!" Piccolo says. "How can you control The Author??"
"With subliminal messages in all our CD's only activated if you had a Burro Grande that same night." He laughs some more.
"Prove it." Vegeta says.
"Okay, you asked for it. Turn him into a troll doll!!" Suddenly Vegeta is turned into a pink-haired troll doll with a purple belly-button stone. "Bwa, ha, ha, ha!!! Fear my power."
"By the powers of peace and love, I will defeat you!!!" Noodle yells in Japanese, wielding a Sailor wand.
"Wha?" Murdoc gets whacked on the head. "Ow!! You stupid Wasabi- Ow!!" He gets whacked on the head by ChiChi. "Make them go boom!!" ChiChi and Noodle suddenly start singing "Boom shaka-laka-laka" and dancing. "Good enough. Now get rid of Goku!" A trail of candy appears and Goku follows it. "Of all the authors in the universe, this one had to be the only one under my control..." The Author suddenly appears and does a jig and sings "They're coming to take me away! Ha, ha! They're coming to take me away! Ho, ho! Do you see the men in the clean white coats? They're coming to take me away!" The Author sees Dr. Briefs and The Author screams and runs away.
~The End~
...or is it?
Disclaimer: I do not own... DBZ, Gorillaz(and the quote about space that 2D kept on saying), Star Wars, Burro Grandes(Big Burrito), Troll dolls, Sailor Moon(thank Kami), or that "Boom, shaka-laka-laka" song. I would like to add that I got the Veggie troll idea from some fic I read before writing this one and the "They're coming to take me away" one is from Basalisk
"He's worse than Kakarott!" Vegeta says in horror. "Shi'ne!" Vegeta blasts 2D. Russel and Noodle come over.
"Yo, what didja hafta go blast my man 2D for?" Russ asks. Noodle yells a bunch of stuff in Japanese, borrows ChiChi's frying pan and bashes Veggie on the head with it. The smoke clears around 2D and shows that he is unhurt and that he now has blonde hair and completely blue eyes. Everyone jaw-drops except for Russ who always seems to be calm and Noodle who is just plain weird. "2D my man, you've changed."
"Well, change is a constant, except from a vending machine." Murdoc (aka the really scary guy) walks up.
"Why didn't you tell me you could do that man??"
"Like, I just found out now man. Change is the one constant on a world of inconstants."
"Nevermind that, let's go take over the universe."
"I don't want to take over the universe, man. It's infinate, like rock and..."
"You have to listen to me because I own your soul. It's in your contract."
"Oh, yeah." A cursive 'M' appears on 2D's forehead. Babidi and Dabura appear.
"You stole my sign!"
"Blast him 2D." 2D blasts Babidi. "I am your new master, Dabura!" Dabura kneels before Murdoc.
"What is thy bidding, master?"
"I dunno, go cause mass destruction and chaos, I guess."
"Yes, my master." Murdoc laughs evilly. He air guitars and sings to some Satanic mantra. Everyone raises their eyebrows.
"I think I'll go cause chaos now..."
"No you won't, Dabura." Shin says. "We will stop you." Murdoc laughs some more.
"I have someone on my side more powerful than you all put together!!"
"No you don't. All of us are more powerful than 2D."
"I don't mean that twit. I have The Author under my control!!" Everyone gasps.
"You're lying!" Piccolo says. "How can you control The Author??"
"With subliminal messages in all our CD's only activated if you had a Burro Grande that same night." He laughs some more.
"Prove it." Vegeta says.
"Okay, you asked for it. Turn him into a troll doll!!" Suddenly Vegeta is turned into a pink-haired troll doll with a purple belly-button stone. "Bwa, ha, ha, ha!!! Fear my power."
"By the powers of peace and love, I will defeat you!!!" Noodle yells in Japanese, wielding a Sailor wand.
"Wha?" Murdoc gets whacked on the head. "Ow!! You stupid Wasabi- Ow!!" He gets whacked on the head by ChiChi. "Make them go boom!!" ChiChi and Noodle suddenly start singing "Boom shaka-laka-laka" and dancing. "Good enough. Now get rid of Goku!" A trail of candy appears and Goku follows it. "Of all the authors in the universe, this one had to be the only one under my control..." The Author suddenly appears and does a jig and sings "They're coming to take me away! Ha, ha! They're coming to take me away! Ho, ho! Do you see the men in the clean white coats? They're coming to take me away!" The Author sees Dr. Briefs and The Author screams and runs away.
~The End~
...or is it?
Disclaimer: I do not own... DBZ, Gorillaz(and the quote about space that 2D kept on saying), Star Wars, Burro Grandes(Big Burrito), Troll dolls, Sailor Moon(thank Kami), or that "Boom, shaka-laka-laka" song. I would like to add that I got the Veggie troll idea from some fic I read before writing this one and the "They're coming to take me away" one is from Basalisk