Family Guy-Chris gets a Girlfriend.
One day Chris was walking home from school, he saw a girl moving in beside quagmire he thought she looked good, so he went home and went to talk to Lois, while they were talking stewie came in and said "That women knows nothing about love." Then he slaps her and starts talking to Chris.
The next day.
Chris went to school, he saw the girl her name was Angelina, and he went up to her and said "I would like a piece of that." Exatically what Stewie told him to say. She slapped him and he ran home crying and ran to stewie, stewie was laughing then Lois came in there and asked him what was wrong, stewie told him "Fatty you would never get a girl friend hahahahahahahah." Stewie that aint nice." Lois told Stewie. "Guess what fatty I told you that so she would slap you hahahahahahaha."
The next day.
Chris went up to her and told her he was sorry that he said that yesterday, she accepted his apology and they started dating.
Chris got home and brought Angelina there.
"Everybody this is my girlfriend." Said Chris. Stewie was so shocked he pulled a revolver out and pointed it to his head and said "wait" and then pointed it to Lois, but Lois told him no toys at the table.
To be continued.