...Yeah, so many drug references it's not even funny. *loves stoner canada*
Written by Canada
1.) Netherlands is not allowed to show up to my house wasted.
2.) Especially when he doesn't even bring me weed...
3.) He is not allowed to piss in my roses when he does
4.) or puke in my fridge
5.) or kill my fish.
6.) I promise you, Gilfish-Yes, Prussia named him- is not staring at your ass.
7.) That was me.
8.) Netherlands is not allowed to video tape our nights out.
9.) The cops don't need to find any evidence.
10.) Neither does America.
11.) Who is still laughing his ass off about that fish market incident.
12.) Yes Kuma, I'm blaming you.
13.) Who?
14.) How did he even write that, he doesn't have fingers!
15.) Netherlands is not allowed to drop obvious hints that I partake in, cough, certain extracurricular activities.
16.) "I heard Canada met a hot girl named MARY JANE at about FOUR TWENTY near the GRASS while high off his ass." Is not amusing.
17.) Especially since Alfred doesn't get it and thinks I finally got a girlfriend.
18.) And France does get it and started slipping rehab papers in my folders during meetings.
19.) The one time they remember who I am...
20.) Netherlands is not allowed to eat all the food in my house.
21.) Even if I helped.
22.) Wow, do we ever do anything together sober?
23.) Don't answer that.
25.) Netherlands is not allowed to tell England "He's so fruked up right now all he's doing is staring at his bear's eyelashes."
25.) I wasn't high.
26.) Does that make that incident even more pathetic?
27.) Don't answer that.
28.) Netherlands is not allowed to make pot brownies for the World Meeting.
29.) America ate them all and kept talking in surfer lingo.
30.) Occasionally switching it up and rapping
31.) He was surprisingly good.
32.) But then Japan ate one and that was just weird.
33.) Never heard him laugh so loud
34.) Or remove his clothes that fast.
35.) Or saw him drag Russia into the closet and blow him.
36.) *shudders*
37.) Netherlands is not allowed to ask where England gets his pot from.
38.) I swear, he really talks to the air even completely normal.
39.) Netherlands is not allowed to make me and him matching tee shirts on march twentieth
40.) "I'm so high right now this teeshirt makes sense" Doesn't make sense.
41.) Netherlands is not allowed to buy me a pipe for my birthday
42.) Even if it was kinda cute with the maple leaf on it.
43.) Still, a bottle of syrup will do.
44.) Netherlands is not allowed to stare at the sky for more than three hours.
45.) I know the clouds are pretty but they're not that great.
46.) Everytime I say something doesn't make sense or isn't that spectacular is not an invitation for him to get me to see it from a smokers point of view.
47.) Though the laundry mat is fruking epic while high.
48.) Like a wall of swirling colors.
49.) Netherlands is not allowed to make this list into a blunt.
50.) Unless you share of course. *cough*