A/N: Inspired by that bit of brilliance, Puppet Lane. This was a poem I'd started but abandoned after it was turning out a lot different than I had wanted it to, and then I found Puppet Lane. Freshly motivated, I looked for Ludus and finished it. I hope it rings true enough.

I tried to give it a medieval touch, but I may have just ended up making it incomprehensible. Feedback welcomed, encouraged, pleaded for, and wished fervently for in the wee hours of the morning.


Come ye now to Ludus, town of game

Ply thy trade and keep ye warm, 'tis fine

Just be sure ye never tell thy name

To any folk besides thy kin and kind.

Here be where the brownies burn the town

Here be where the princess eats thy heart

Here be where the boys with boys lie down

Where aught but mortal folk are put to cart

For here are lovers, liars, all that dream

Not all wis that dreams are aught but sweet

And like ye, not a one be what a seem

So ye be careful who and how ye meet.

Here be where the ladies serve the maid

Here be where the bears have all their teeth

Here be where the navy lacks a blade

Where thieves and pirates wear the laurel wreath

In Ludus all thy dreams be born from mist

But waking cannot free ye from their lies

The ending doth not end, but doth persist

In Ludus a must learn to see one's eyes

Here be where the magic swords do fail

Here be where the knights are aught too bold

Here be where the damsels wear the mail

Where tin and iron's worth be more than gold

So mark thy trail and lucky iron keep

Tell not thy destionation nor thy source

Do thy work, take care of what ye reap

Be sure thy will and fist have equal force

For here be where the dragons come in scores

And here be where the faeries come to kill

Where quests oft end in taverns or with whores

Here be where the slayers hone their skill

Our Ludus be the faerie town of Fey

And Ludus be the witching realm preserv'd

Our Ludus be a town for those who stray

From sanity and lawfulness conserv'd