The Book of Death Note

by Michael Bunny Bunny

CRACK PARODY Crossover between the Book of Mormon and Death Note where the majority of the characters are mormons and this is meant to be crack so don't take this seriously. Later MelloMatt and LightxL. Rated for language

1. Hello

AN: Just to let you know, I wrote the first song before I thought of writing the rest of it. As a result, the first song has nothing to do with the rest of the story, because I didn't feel like rewriting it. Enjoy!

Hello

*ding dong*
Light: Hello. My name is Yagami Light. And I would like to share with you the most amazing notebook!
Misa: Hello. My name is Misa Amane. It's a notebook that belongs to a Shinigami!
Light: It has so many awesome powers! You simply won't believe how much this note can change your life!
Mikami: Hello. My name is Teru Mikami. I would like to share with you this note that was owned by GOD!
L: Hello. My name is Ryuzaki.
Light: Hello!
L: Did you know that Kira lives here in Kanto Japan?
Light: You can, read all about it now.
Misa: Hello!
Light: In this nifty manga series it is called Death Note.
Mikami: Hello!
Near: Hello. My name is N or Near. And I can switch this Death Note with a fake notebook.
L: Hello!
Near: Hello.
Light: Hello!
Misa: I'll just hide it here. So no one suspects me of being 2nd Kira!
Mello: Hello.
Mikami: Hi!
Mello: My name is-
L: Light is Kira!
Light: I am not Kira, L!
L: Hello.
Near: It is a dangerous note.
Light: Oh, no.
Mikami: DELETE!
Mello: Conichiwa!
Matt: My name is MATT THE GAMER!
Light: What's your full name?
Mikami: This notebook makes you GOD!
Mello: Gives you eternal life!
Matt: Sound good?
All: Eternal life!
Mikami: DELETE!
All: Is super fun!
Light: Hello!
Misa: Ding dong!
All: And if you give your name we'll show you how it can be done!
Mikami: No thanks?
L: You sure?
Near: Oh well.
Mello: Chocolate!
Matt: LEVEL UP!
Light: Have fun in Hell!
L: Hey, now!
Light, L: You simply won't believe how much this note will change your life!
Misa, Mikami: This note will change your life!
Near, Mello, Matt: This note will change your life!
Light, L: This note will change your life!
Misa, Mikami: This note will change your life!
*buzzzzzzz*
Matsuda: HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ THIS KINDA DISTURBING JAPANESE COMIC BOOK ABOUT A GUY WHO KILLS PEOPLE?
Soichiro: No, no, Matsuda! That's not how theOhba made it! You're making things up again! Just stick to the approved dialogue! Characters, show him!
All: Hello!
Matsuda: Hello!
All: My name is-
Matsuda: MATSUDA!
All: And we would like to share with you this notebook of certain death!
Light: Hello!
Misa: Hello!
Mikami: Ding dong!
L: Cake, please!
Near: Don't use this note.
Mello: Be free!
Matt: Mario, Luigi!
Light: You see?
Light, L: You simply won't believe how much this note will change your life!
Misa, Mikami: This note will change your life!
Near: Hello.
Mello, Matt: This note will change your life!
Light, L: This note will change your life!
All: So you won't burn in-
Matsuda: HELL-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Light: Hello.
Misa: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L: You're gonna die someday.
Mikami: Hello.
Light: Hello.
Misa: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L: But if you use this note you'll see that there will be no way,
Mikami: Hello.
Light: Hello.
Misa: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L: To spend eternity.
Mikami: Hello.
Light: Hello.
Misa: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L: With friends or family.
Mikami: Hello.
Light: Hello.
Misa: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L: And we can only garuntee you that this note will change your life!
Mikami: Hello.
Matt, Mello, Near, L, Mikami: This note will change your life!
Light: Hello.
All: This note will change your life! THIS NOTE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! This is the Deeeeeaaattthhhhh Noooootttteeeeee!
Matt, Mello, Near: Deeath Nooooote!
*wind chimes*
All: HELLO!