"Finn! GET OUT OF MY LOVE LIFE!" Rachel blurted out to Finn, right when Jacob Ben Isreal was filming his "BIG GAY SUMMER, PART 2". "So, overheard you two split? Any confirmations?" Jacob asked Finn and Rachel. "I'd like to confirm that we are over!" Rachel said to Jacob. "Is it true that you are dating the newest senior at this school, who is in the former team Vocal Adrenaline, and was forced to go back as a senior because of a scam of getting asian kids to cosplay them, and is now in McKinely, and is 2 years older, going by the name of Jesse St. James?" Jacob asked Rachel. "If you must know, yes, Jewfro, Jesse and I reconcile our broken relationship, is that all now?" Rachel told Jacob, angrily. "One more question, is it true that you have a mother who'll be working here 2 weeks from now?" Jacob asked Rachel. Finn looked slightly confused at her. Rachel instead took Jacob's camera and smashed it down.
"We're back on air, folks!" Jacob said to his camera. "Here, we have the new punk girl Quinn Fabray." Jacob said. "What's it to you JACOB! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET INTO EVERYONE'S –" Quinn shouted to Jacob, until he cut her off "Let's go to Santana!" Jacob said. "Is it true you're back into the Cheerios?" Jacob asked Santana. "Yes I am, now go away before I kick your-" Santana said until Jacob said "That's all we have for the BIG GAY SUMMER, so bye!" Jacob said, running away from her.
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"FINN! HE'S LIVING WITH ME BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PAY THE RENT, AND HE HAS NO HOME! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, LET HIM IN THE STREETS!" Rachel screamed at Finn. "YES, LET HIM IN THE STREETS!" Finn argued back. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS, FINN HUDSON!" Rachel said to Finn. "Guys, we're watching you, and trust me, this is better than television." Mercedes said. Rachel and Finn did not notice that Kurt and Mercedes are in the room.
"We're audtioning people right now, so please, get out!" Rachel said, telling the truth. "Rachel's right, please get out, it can only be Rachel and I." Finn said.
"First is Blaine Anderson!" Finn shouted. "I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!" Rachel screamed. As Blaine walks in, he says "Hi, you know me already, so my audition song is-" Blaine says, until Rachel said "We heard you sing before, and you're in, now go back to Kurt." Rachel tells Blaine. Pleased, he ran out of the room.
"Next is Shiela Johnson!" Finn shouted. Rachel smacked him on the back of his head. "Hi, Im Shiela. I like Joan Jett and broadways, and rock. So I've decided to sing ' Love Rock & Roll' by Joan Jett." Shiela said. She sang so good. "You're in sweetheart, are you a freshman?" Rachel said. "Yes, Miss Berry." Shiela said. "Good, now off you go." Shiela exited the room, as if she didn't care about anything.
"Next is Joseph McGinty!" Finn screamed. Rachel wacked him with her clipboard. "Hello. Im a freshman, I can sing a variety. I like to sing, and Im Irish. For my audition song, I choose 'Jessie's Girl' by Rick Springfield." As he sang, Rachel thought it was way better than Finn's version. "Joseph, you're in. Thank you, now bye!"
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As everyone starts to enter glee club, Mr. Schue isnt there, so Rachel took over.
"So, we have Jesse back, exciting right. My new dance partner! No more facial injuries! We have Shiela, Joseph, and Blaine, and give them a warm welcome. Ill be choosing the set list this year, and Im the soloist, according to Mr. Schue. Okay? Now, for a song to start off with, a clean broadway song always does the trick."
She sings Defying Gravity (Full Broadway Version).
"Okay, so yes. We did lose Sam Evans, very unfortunate, he was very talented, but we have Blaine now!" Rachel said.
"Yes, Rachel, we have Blaine!" Kurt screamed with joy. Shiela looked at him as if he were crazy. "Kurt, settle down, I'm just a new addition. I don't wanna be in the spotlight anymore, only sometimes now." Blaine told Kurt.
"Hey Berry, is it true, that St. James there is dating you, and lives with you?" Santana asked. It wasn't Rachel who responded back, it was Jesse. "If you'd like to snoop into other people's business, we are dating, and I needed a home, I didn't have enough money to pay the rent for my apartment, so she took me in. So, shut your mouth, and listen to Rachel talk!" Jesse screeched at Santana. "Look, I maybe your cousin, Mr. I-am-better-than-everyone-else St. James, but you have no right to screech at Santana!" Quinn told Jesse. "Well, look at the family sell-out" Jesse said. "JUST BECAUSE-" Quinn said to Jesse, until she got cut off by Rachel. "This year, partial of the original glee club will be graduating, so we're gonna need to win Nationals, okay?"Rachel said. The bell rang. "Come on, Jesse let's go to class!" Rachel said, taking Jesse to class. He looked happy and joyful by the sound of her voice.
"Hey, Quinn, can we talk?" Quinn turned around, and it was Noah Puckerman talking to her. "Why?" Quinn asked. "Please, one minute." Puck begged. "Fine" Quinn said. "I wanna get back together with you." Puck said. "Is that a demand?" Quinn asked. "Yes, I broke up with Zizes to be with you." Puck said. "Uggh, fine, Ill be with you." Quinn said. Although, her voice was convincing, meaning it was a yes.
"Rachel, I want to go the sheet music store, so can we go after school?" Jesse asked, knowing Rachel is busy after school, for therapy. "I have therapy, but sure." Rachel said. "Im hoping no one finds out I recently got anorexia." Rachel said quietly.