Dirk stared at Dave, his eyes widened, "You what?" Jake was crying, "I'm breaking up with you Dirk... I can't deal anymore..." Dirk looked him in the eyes, "Don't leave me to raise Dave by myself, I can't do it, without you, I don't have a home, a partner or sense Jake... don't do this..." Jake stared at Dirk, "I'm sorry Dirk... I think if I left life would make more sense to you..." "No Jake you are my sense...". "Dirk..."
"Don't leave me with this kid..."
"He did it again bro!" Dave came running in the room, "English bought apple hand soap again, I have this he temptation to eat my hands, where do you get this stuff English?", Jake and Dirk both looked a Dave, "I get it from the dollar tree up the street David..", Dave looked at Jake angrily, "It's Dave.." . Jake looked away, "Sorry right...". "Anyway ma..." Ma was the nickname Dave gave Jake instead of English, Jake liked that, it gave him a sense that Dave accepted him, "I'm headed off to my boyfriend's house.. So I'll be back later, and bro, I'll be back in an hour or so..." "Alright little man, protection, don't strain yourself!" He yelled as Dave left, "Yeah yeah, I should be sayin' that to you bro!".
When Dave left, "Now I can do what I wanted!", Jake blushed, "O-oh Really", "Ya.. I can".. Jake blushed darker, "Watch MLP! HELL YEAH". Jake hit Dirk upside the head, "OW!", "Bloody Hel Dirk!", Jake yelled, "I was completely thinking something else!". Dirk laughed, "Well My Little Pony is callin my name". Jake got up, "Yeah yeah, I'm going for a walk..", Jake got up and began to walk away, "Oi, Kawaii English!", Jake turned, "Nande?", Something he learned from Dirk in his many Japanese rants, "I love you, Nice ass..". "Ugh.. I love you too.." . Than Jake left the apartment.
'Might as well stop and buy that apple hand soap for my son', Jake thought as he got outside. He reminisced when he was Dave's age. When He was with his friends, when Janey was in love with him but, he was swooned by Dirk. He remembered when Roxy said she couldn't raise her son, and she asked Dirk to. He remembered how hard it was, and how stressful it was on Dirk. 'I guess that doesn't matter now..', Jake thought as he reached the store, he walked in. He saw Dave buying some things at the counter. He backed up a little, "I'm sure you mom will love these things Dave..", The clerk said giving Dave back the gifts. "Yeah me too thanks…". Jake ducked into another aisle so Dave would leave without him knowing. 'Was he talking about Roxy?', He thought frantically, 'Did he find out?'. He shook his head, "No, No..", he said aloud, as he grabbed the soap for Dave. "I'm Just over thinking this..", He also said Aloud, he went and bought the soap and began walking back to the apartment.
When he got back inside no one was home. There was a letter on the table, 'Went to John's house to pick up Dave meet us there.. Dirk', "Bloody.. I just walked all the way here!". Jake set the soup on the table and headed back outside, 'I hope Dirk knows Dave is not at John's..', he thought. He headed the direction of John's house anyway. He was walking pretty fast. "Dirk never goes to John's house", He said out loud. He got to the house and hurried to the porch and knocked. The door opened and Jake gasped.
"Happy Birthday Mom!", Dave yelled. Inside was a party, balloons, cake, Guns and skulls. "Wha-". Dirk walked from around the corner, "Just accept it my love..". Jake blushed, "Yeah Ma!", John said coming downstairs. "This is so.. nice of you guys!". "Anything for you mom.. now getcha ass inside".
Jake went in and partied with his husband and his son as happy as an English could be.