Muwahaha! Welcome to the parody of muh first fic eva!!!

…Okay, now that that's done with, this is the ZOMG Intro!! page, in which I explain cast and crew! It's an intro for those of you new to my first fic eva and a reminder intro for those of you who read the fic and forgot; it has been a while. It was on this day, 8/31/05, when The Three Maidens was first posted, and so I post this on 8/31/07, in honor of TTM's second year anniversary!

Okay, so let's start with the characters! We got a major cast here, staring all twenty six characters of Super Smash Brothers Melee, as well as a couple of other Nintendo characters who most likely have had little time in their respective games themselves. Nevertheless, let's get to the smashers before I bore you!

So, first we have the three princesses: Princess Samus of the Brinstar Kingdom, Princess Zelda of the Hyrule Kingdom, and Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom! Samus is pretty much a tomboyish girl who hated the royal treatment given to her because she's a princess and ran away from home. She also hates her father; a lot. She is a user of the Metal Element. Then we have Zelda, who is pretty much a quiet, caring girl who loves music, prayer, and her land's many historic ruins. Oh, and she has the hots for her bodyguard too, but let's not tell her that, okay? She is a user of the Light Element. And lastly, Peach is an outward type of girl who can be the annoyance, and loves Luigi's Great Band! and watching sunsets on her castle's rooftop. She is a user of the Water Element.

Next up is…peoples from Brinstar! Okay, so we have Kirby, who's a Star Warrior from a foreign land who came here because he hated his home and stuff. He has a lordly uncle in Brinstar, and so he lives with him until his fascination for swords makes him leave. Wow, what a mover. Anyway, he's fascinated with swords, and even becomes a swordsman apprentice! He's very loyal to his Swords Master and friends, and is user of the Earth Element! Then we have…wait…that's it…Brinstar's lame! No wonder everyone ran away.

Okay, so…let's do peoples from the Mushroom Kingdom next! First up is…Mario! He is a good guy and stuff, but that is because he is the HERO of the land! He is also Luigi's elder brother, the manager of Luigi's Great Band!, and a user of the Fire Element. Next up is Popo! He is a weapon-happy boy; seriously, he loves making the stuff, and he is a smith who lives in Toad Town. That is because he is the son of the greatest smith of said town, and three minutes older than his twin sister, Nana. He is also a user of the Water Elemental. After Popo is Nana! She's the daughter of the greatest smith in Toad Town, Popo's three minute younger twin sister, loves reading and learning new stuff. She is a user of the Nature Elemental. Then we have Roy; a super smiling (on the field) and badass (on the battleground) general from a foreign land who refuses to talk about his past! Only one person actually knows, and I'll tell you who that is later. He's a fiery youth who finds that one person who knows his past and protects him, and later becomes Peach's bodyguard! He is also user of the Fire Element.

Now we shall do the group that is Luigi's Great Band!. First we have the singer and ex-hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi himself! He is serious when it comes down to music and stuff, and he is also Mario's younger brother. As if we didn't know. He is a user of the Nature Elemental. Next up is the drummer Falco! Who also is Fox's cousin! How? I have no clue; you ask him yourself. Anyways, Falco is a hot-headed avian and hates being bored. He's also a space warrior who lived in the MK for a little while before joining the band, and is a user of the Wind Elemental. Last but not least is Yoshi, the only intellectual yoshi known to man at this age in time, and is rocking on the electric guitar! He is an overly hyper yoshi, but that's why we all love him. He is a user of the Wind Element.

Next up are peoples from Hyrule! We'll divide this part into two as well: peoples who live in the castle and castle town, and peoples who live in the newly made Yoshi Racing Course! that was once Lon Lon Ranch. It's a sad story, but not one I'm going to tell ya! First we'll do the racing course people, and first up is Fox! He's a serious dude who lived in the Mushroom Kingdom with his cousin Falco for a while, became a yoshi breeder, and then he bought Lon Lon Ranch and brought the yoshi races to Hyrule. Now he owns a racing course in which people can bet on which yoshi will win. It's like horse racing, but yoshis instead. Yeah…anyways, he's also a space warrior and stuff, and he's a user of the Water Element. Then there's Ness, a little kid from a foreign land who loves yoshis and joins Fox in caring for them. He's honest and sincere and stuff, but extremely gullible and falls for everything the Hero of Hyrule says and stuff. He also hates previously mentioned hero. He is a user of the Fire Element.

Now for the other peoples! First we have Link! The Hero of Hyrule, who is evil! Well, not evil, but he's a hot-head, he's egotistic, he's a perfectionist; he's the super popular dude we all hate. He's also Zelda's fiancé and stuff, but the marriage is forced I tell you! He's also a user of the Thunder Element. Okay, so after him is Marth; Zelda's loyal bodyguard who also trains Kirby and also takes care of a pokemon! Jeez, what a busy fellow. And he secretly has the hots for Zelda! Yeah! But let's not tell him that, okay? He's an exiled prince of a foreign land who takes his duties and stuff seriously because of that, most likely, and he's a user of the Ice Element. Then we have Bowser, who is the owner of the greatest smith in Hyrule Castle Town! He's actually kind and nice and stuff, and is friendly to all warriors who fight for justice and peace! He's also a user of the Earth Element. Then there's his apprentice, Mr. Game and Watch; a mascot from a foreign land who Bowser took under his claw. He's, like, really good friends with the Ice Climber twins, Marth, and Kirby, and is pretty much the only good user of the Dark Element in this story. Oh, and he's one of the two who talk funny.

Then we also have pokemon! Yeah, they deserve their own paragraph. How cool is that? Okay, well, we only have two of the four pokemon here, and one of them is Pichu! Pichu is Zelda's mischievous and prank-loving pokemon who uses his cuteness to his advantage. He uses random things, like sponges and stuff, and his ultimate weapon is PIE! But while he's a prankster, he's innocent at heart, and is too damn cute. He is I tell you! He's a user of the Thunder Element, duh. After Pichu we have Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff is Marth's pokemon who's so loyal; she followed him even after he was exiled and stuff, and has a heart of gold! She's also very kind, and quiet, and noble, and she's not that good at speaking the Common Language, but let's not hold that against her. She's a user of the Light Element.

After all those peoples, we have the members of the evil group: The Villain's Association! Or the V.A.! Wow…what a title…I know…So let's get to the V.A.'s leader, shall we? The leader is Mewtwo, an evil genius who's also insane and loves to clone people because he is a clone. That's almost sad. He is a user of the Psychic Element, the special eleventh element that I'll probably deal with in the TTM's sequel and stuff. Then there's his adoptive son, Pikachu, who hates his father to the very core of his being and helps the clones Mewtwo makes escape and such. He also loves ruining his father's other plans, and tends to get away with it. He's a user of the Thunder Element. Then there's Ganondorf, the super seriously evil dude who evil, sadist, and such. He's also Mewtwo's right-hand man, and is evil to the very core! He's a user of the Dark Element. Then there's Captain Falcon, ex-racer of some foreign place who joined the V.A. and is Mewtwo's left-hand man. He pretty much works with Mewtwo so he can regain his lost fame and glory. He's a user of the Thunder Element. And last but not least is D.K., yet another not that good speaker of the Common Language, but since he's evil, let's hold it against him! He's a runaway from the MK's local zoo, and Mewtwo promised to destroy the Zoo and give him ultimate freedom and stuff. He's not the brightest light bulb, but he knows how to be evil! He's a user of the Earth Element.

Then there are the two clones! The already made Dr. Mario, and the eventually will be made Young Link! So, Dr. Mario is pretty much the clone of Mario, except he's a doctor and such, and was founded and saved by Roy. He is the only person who knows about Roy's past! He's still learning his way around the world, so he tends to be clueless, but he learns, and he's also Roy's closest friend. he's the second of the two who talk funny, and is a user of the Light Element. And Young Link is the soon-to-be-made-clone who'll change Link's life for the better! He'll be even more clueless than Dr. Mario! But he's going to be an innocent, pure-hearted creature, and that's always good. He'll be a user of the Thunder Element.

And now for the overall setting and such: Okay, so we have the Video Game Galaxy, home of the different planets of all the games we know and love! One of these planets is Nintendo, which has three major kingdoms: The Brinstar Kingdom, with by its tomboyish princess Samus, the Hyrule Kingdom, with its intelligent princess Zelda, and the Mushroom Kingdom, with its hyperactive princess Peach.

The Brinstar Kingdom will not be mentioned, at all. That's because Samus ran away from there. And Kirby's not there either. So it holds no purpose in this story. Then there's Hyrule, which is the Hyrule from Zelda: Ocarina of Time; the yoshi racing place looks like Lon Lon Ranch, because Fox was too lazy to change it around. Just see yoshis dominate the place instead of horses. The Mushroom Kingdom is the Paper Mario version, which means there's Toad Town, and even Goomba Village!

I would mention the elements here: everyone has different powers and abilities with each element they use/have/ext. A lot of the information is in my other fic Truth And Dare, but I'll try to mention the information here as well.

Pairings? You want to know pairings? This wasn't in the old intro…but why not! There are actually three pairings in this, pairings I supported at the time, whether or not I said it. First there's Fox/Samus! Yeah, at the time I was into Fox/Samus. Then Roy/Samus replaced it. Then Roy/Samus died away, and Link/Samus and Falcon/Samus moved in. But I'll hold true to the Fo/S that was in here! After them we have Marth/Zelda. It's pretty quiet nowadays, and I'm not sure if I support this pairing anymore, but, as said above, I'll hold true! That's why I told you the marriage Zelda has with Link is forced and why I said they have the hots for each other. But make sure you don't tell them! Link'll go crazy on you; I swear. Then the last pairing is Roy/Peach. Wow…long ago I supported the now-popular Roy/Peach! I'd have to say the pairing is pretty much faded, but eh, it's all the rage today, so I read it and have no problems. Or I just might've randomly put them together; we may never know. As said before, I'll hold true!

And with all that said and done, we can move on to the fic proper! With all that said and done, I officially begin…ZOMG The Three Maidens!. Enjoy!