Mentos and Pepsi

An A-Team Fanfic

Note: This just kind of came into my mind on Christmas Eve when I started this A-Team poem. I was on verse seven when I decided to do something unorthodox even for Hannibal! Please enjoy!

And this was the first Fan Fiction I wrote. I have a lot more that I've written since then, but this was my first.

Mentos and Pepsi

I smile as I light my cigar,

B.A. is driving the van.

I sit back and think of the upcoming mission,

Already working out a plan.

Murdock chatters on about woody woodpecker,

And B.A. is calling him crazy.

Face complains about needing a rest stop,

Murdock grins and says something about playing with Billy.

B.A. pulls over and I open the van door,

And I am surprised at what I see,

I slam the door and tell Face to get back in,

Dekker is staring at me!

"Go, B.A.!" I yell as he pushes the pedal down,

I hear sirens begin to wail,

I put some clips in my rifle,

Too late, Dekker's got our tail!

Uh Oh, Dekker shot our tire!

Air is pouring out of the seams!

finally, Dekker succeeded

He actually caught the A-Team!

We put our hands up in surrender,

And I allowed them to cuff mine behind me,

And all the while we were being searched,

Dekker laughed in jubilee!

I was put into an MP car,

Separated from the Team.

But I just grinned and began to think of a plan

Already working out a scheme.

We were put in holding cells,

As we awaited our fate.

But for now, we would have to let our chance come to us,

So we decided to sit back and wait.

One day an MP gave us a package,

And at this I was rather surprised.

I opened it and had to laugh.

"Mentos and Pepsi? Why?"

"Well," he said, "Your pilot, H.M. Murdock,

Heard that you were arrested.

He said that you should have some candy and pop,

And make the best of it."

The MP left us with the sweet stuff,

And I smiled and said, "Guys, I got a plan."

I opened the package of Mentos,

And popped open a Pepsi can.

When the MPs came to give us dinner,

We sprayed them with our sweet ammunition.

They couldn't see, and we grabbed their guns-

We were on a mission.

B.A. got the van, and off we went-

With our sweet spray,

We lost the patrol cars that were behind us,

And zoomed off to the VA.

We entered the clean, white hospital,

And walked to Murdock's room,

We opened the door and were surprised to see,

A mento and Pepsi doom.

We saw Mento wrappers and Pepsi cans,

A brown liquid splattered on the wall.

I looked around when I heard a voice-

"Come on in, ya'll!"

Murdock walked up to us, happy as a bird,

"Hey, Guys! you got out! That is really sweet!

C'mon over here, I got somethin' for you-

You can't argue with Mentos and Pepsi!"

"Well," I said, "I don't know if Dekker will ever catch us again,

I'm not a fortune teller.

But I gotta say this:

I love it when Mentos and Pepsi come together!"